All this time I hated techno, but it took this random internet video to make me realize it.

Anyone recognize the asshole on the couch?


She’s no Bugs Bunny

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…

…ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Please stop. You’re making everyone uncomfortable.

This is all I hear

The Stuff of Nightmares

When the seventh seal is opened and Hell’s army pours fourth from the cursed Earth, and all the purity and love is gone from this world, the sound heard over the cries of pain and anguish endured by the miserable wretches forgotten by god shall be known as “Ghost Parade”:

I think he’s sweet

Meet the Pyro:


BM: TDK (IRL)

Is it weird that this video left me semi-erect?

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The gods look favorably upon those who hug ninjas

Rambo: Last Blood -


cool

I killed all of my friends

But it’s ok, they were bitten by zombies.

Organ Trail

It’s a cross-country adventure through the zombie apocalypse and it’s up to you to make it to Safe Haven (with or without your companions):


How to Raise a Dragon

‘Superman IV: The Quest for Alan Smithee’

This deleted scene from an earlier script shows us how lucky we were to have Nuclear Man as our antagonist:


wtf is a dubalow?

Shit, I’d sell my soul for a special on rice too

This isn’t funny you guys. He’s obviously in need of some real help.

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This is pretty awesome

I recommend skipping to 5:30, that’s when it gets good:

bwahaha

I would be very surprised to find out that cocaine had nothing to do with this

John Carpenter and his band ‘Coup DeVilles’ performing ‘Big Trouble in Little China’ from the hit movie John Carpenter’s Big Trouble in Little China Directed by John Carpenter, with music by John Carpenter and his bad Coup DeVilles performing Big Trouble in Little China:

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This would be great with saffron, black truffle and just a few shavings of Heston Blumenthal


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Mike is getting his tubes tied

That kid at 1:30 is way to old to be crying about anything aside from a werewolf eating him alive.

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