I’m not saying a thing

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Smooth

This is doubly-good because:

1. Reading The Daily Mail will make you confident that the British are morons
2. Reading this article in The Daily Mail will make you confident that Serbians are morons

‘Put garlic in your windows and crosses in your homes’: Serbian council warns residents vampire is on the loose after his ‘house’ collapses

Шосе в пекло

I’ve been to England – this is dead accurate

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Rack City Yo

A solar system without passion is a hideous bitch godess

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next season in 16-bit

Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones

What the fuck? 

It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours.

Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the pot and controlling the fire to keep the eggs from being overheated and overcooked.

I take back every bad thing I ever said about Canadians

Bohemian RCMP:

Our hearts combine and the miracle fusion body is Awakened

I’m thinking of a word that starts with ‘D’ and it isn’t ‘delicious’

[Hint] – it ends in ‘iarrhea’:

I’m off to England for a few days…

…I’ll just leave this here:

Seriously, other countries, we need to talk.

“I was designed to eat shit. Please kill me.”

I wonder if Japanese nightmares are like American movies

so good, you can’t berieve

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard,
Who present, past, and future, sees;
Whose ears have heard
The Holy Word
That walk’d among the ancient trees;

Calling the lapsed soul,
And weeping in the evening dew;
That might control
The starry pole,
And fallen, fallen light renew!

‘O Earth, O Earth, return!
Arise from out the dewy grass!
Night is worn,
And the morn
Rises from the slumbrous mass.

‘Turn away no more;
Why wilt thou turn away?
The starry floor,
The watery shore,
Is given thee till the break of day.‘

- William Blake

Non-puritanical cultures are nice because they dont have all these hangups and can just shake a booty

How great is that?  The only thing Americans know how to do is Martha Stewart or Real Sex 11.  Why not have both?