What the cock is this shit?

It’s like a Baby Bjorn for all your shattered dreams:

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best job ever

Desert Power

You don’t really need to watch this

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard,
Who present, past, and future, sees;
Whose ears have heard
The Holy Word
That walk’d among the ancient trees;

Calling the lapsed soul,
And weeping in the evening dew;
That might control
The starry pole,
And fallen, fallen light renew!

‘O Earth, O Earth, return!
Arise from out the dewy grass!
Night is worn,
And the morn
Rises from the slumbrous mass.

‘Turn away no more;
Why wilt thou turn away?
The starry floor,
The watery shore,
Is given thee till the break of day.‘

- William Blake

My morning shit takes longer

Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational floppy disk drive!

Apologies in advance for the geek-out

This is running on a machine that will be sold for $35 and is the size of a credit card.  They said they could make it the size of a keychain but then thered be no room for the plugs.  I think I’ll buy 10:

Great, now I can browse the internet as if it were just invented

Making up for lost time

First I grab your attention with something cool…

Not quite a hammond

Baby New Year 2011!

Happy New Year!

Cancer can wait – we’ve got hams to bone

Thank god he didn’t waste his his time on something stupid like improving artificial limbs for amputees:

Update: Boned ham still not Kosher

It totally looks safe to eat

You can get your fill of wrong for the entire day right here.

And no of course it doesn’t have two of every muscle.  Are you fucking retarded?

“He is a sperm machine.  Absolutely.”

Hey, cows gotta get their freak on too.

Macs are so gay.

From Digg.

Fixing Asus no-boot when usb devices plugged in

Yeah, so I have an Asus Rampage Formula x48 in my custom rig.

A  little while after building it I noticed that it would freeze while booting (off the bios) whenever any USB devices aside from a mouse/keyboard were plugged in.

I’ve seen this described on a few forum posts:

1. http://forums.techguy.org/hardware/705085-asus-p5k-e-lga-775-a.html
2. http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:ZkSmkJrRXA8J:www.overclock.net/intel-motherboards/389435-yet-another-problem-my-rampage-formula.html+http://www.overclock.net/intel-motherboards/389435-yet-another-problem-my-rampage-formula.html&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
3. http://www.sysopt.com/forum/showthread.php?t=200239

So it seems to be a common Asus problem and not just to the Rampage Formulas.  One answer I saw was to disable Legacy USB Support in the BIOS, another said this only happens with the USB ports by the ethernet port, but these did not do the trick for me.

After calling tech support (they told me to flash the BIOS and I said “uh, no”) I tried some combinations of things.  This is what worked for me in the end:

1. Disable Legacy USB Support
   
2. Disable Port 64/60 Emulation
3. Disable EHCI Hand-off (all in USB Configuration)
4. Set Plug and Play O/S to *YES* (in PCI PnP menu)

If you are using anything but an ancient operating system (older than XP, and if you’re doing that, you are both a moron and don’t have this motherboard), you should use these settings anyway.  For some reason, Asus assumes everyone is running OS/2 Warp or something, so everything is messed up in the default settings.

Nice job, guys (wtf) !

“He smells like a lavender scrotum”

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