Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard, Who present, past, and future, sees; Whose ears have heard The Holy Word That walk’d among the ancient trees; Calling the lapsed soul, And weeping in the evening dew; That might control The starry pole, And fallen, fallen light renew! ‘O Earth, O Earth, return! Arise from out the [...]

My morning shit takes longer

It’s 4:00 in the morning, a hurricane is coming, and I’m bored.

Congrats if you still have power.  I still have power.  We should hang out.

Mike farted.

If you don’t know what the title of this post is, then…

Yup.

Dogs on Trampolines!

Oh shit, I meant ‘girls on trampolines’…fuck it.

The Wheel, The Lightbulb, The Microchip…

…The Circular Sawblade Slingshot Machete vs Circular Sawblade:

Making up for lost time

First I grab your attention with something cool…

3 skits that’ll blow your mindballs

All I hear is ‘Kill’ ‘Kill’ ‘Kill’

The McGurk Effect: Seriously, is he available for parties?

Wait for it…wait for it…

I can only make clouds with my spray…hehe

Dear Feds, Leave Ari Alone

At least one of these ought to work for you dude: Warning: May Cause Headache, Seizures, Vomiting, Explosive Diarrhea… – Warning: Meat Love – Warning: Asian Girl with Violin (possibly a robot) – [Talent like that gets filed under 'Tom Jones' - TLtG]

The mad genius of it all

Animes are hiding out everywhere like toontown on roger rabbit but only a special group known as The Visioners can see their true form. i’m talking about animes out the fuckin wazoo and they are mad because we are polluting their world – docfuture1

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