This game is fucking crazy

This is more or less what its like to be in the car with Mike when he needs his Wendy’s.

2 = 1. Prove me wrong, bitches.

Start with:
A = B

Multiply both sides by A:
A² = AB

Add A² to both sides:
2A² = A² + AB

Subtract 2AB from both sides:
2A² – 2AB = A² – AB

Factor out the integers:
2(A² – AB) = 1(A² – AB)

Divide both sides by (A² – AB):
2 = 1

Heroic.

http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_ltbwp9jv

I know things have been slow but…

I love the chocolate mucus

iTunes Music Store TV

Home Sweet-FUCK ITS COLD!

First time home since the ‘cane (that’s hurricane for people not as cool as me).

Yo, Hi-Tek, you think you could fuck with something like this?

From the makers of “I Fink U Freeky” -

Palate cleanser

I don’t know what I admire more…

…his social commentary or his seemingly invincible gastrointestinal tract:

If you enjoy watching this guy commit slow suicide, then check out his channel.

YES! and no.

I mean, its half-correct, right?

I’m back dammit.

Sorry – I was out for a while club-hunting baby seal with Bashar Assad and Hugo Chavez.

Some random videos

This is Mudd – he’s awesome:

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard,
Who present, past, and future, sees;
Whose ears have heard
The Holy Word
That walk’d among the ancient trees;

Calling the lapsed soul,
And weeping in the evening dew;
That might control
The starry pole,
And fallen, fallen light renew!

‘O Earth, O Earth, return!
Arise from out the dewy grass!
Night is worn,
And the morn
Rises from the slumbrous mass.

‘Turn away no more;
Why wilt thou turn away?
The starry floor,
The watery shore,
Is given thee till the break of day.‘

- William Blake

My morning shit takes longer

It’s 4:00 in the morning, a hurricane is coming, and I’m bored.

Congrats if you still have power.  I still have power.  We should hang out.