Bitch Be Crazy

Thats called the rolling camel grip

From the infamous failblog.

This actually may be the worst song

in recorded history.
Madonna – This Used to be My Playground.  You may remember it from the end credits of “A League of their Own”:

I particularly enjoy the highly melodramatic synth-violin.

Like my Saturn couldn’t do that

From Jalopnik.

Generally good natured

Get ready for a Bat Fight.

The only thing I can tolerate about football

is the touchdown dance.

Everything else as enjoyable as what I expect to find in purgatory

We dont get this sport in America

Because were too stupid to watch anything aside from cars making one big left turn for hours at a time (you know I’m talking about NASCAR).
So while the idiots in America are eating corn dogs drinking beer in the stands, in Europe, the spectators hang out like this:

And these are races [...]

Not all that different from the sweet nothings Mike and I exchange

beneath satin sheets under candle light.

From Digg.

Now go buy a lottery ticket

From Jalopnik.

I’ve done that like 8 times

Its got its moments, ok?

A real man woulda finished it off with his teeth

Don’t laugh though, the mighty sasquatch has been hunted this way from helicopter as well.

The Sleeper

At midnight, in the month of June,
I stand beneath the mystic moon.
An opiate vapor, dewy, dim,
Exhales from out her golden rim,
And, softly dripping, drop by drop,
Upon the quiet mountain top,
Steals drowsily and musically
Into the universal valley.
The rosemary nods upon the grave;
The lily lolls upon the wave;
Wrapping the fog about its breast,
The ruin molders into rest;
Looking [...]

News FAIL

from failblog

You could also call him John Henry

The challenge:
25 minutes to eat 4 Chipotle Burritos, 2 chicken and 2 steak.

Run a mile on the track in under 7 minutes and 30 seconds at the end of the 25 minute eating period.

And keep it all down for 2 hours.