Ocassions when the (les?) French aren’t pussies

Parkour:

Savate (the shoes have reinforced tips):

Napoleon (Russian video, but you get the point):

There you go.  I would have thrown up something on the Gauls too if there were any short vids.

This is why I don’t take chances, ride in cars or taxis, eat crab, or leave my house.

Ari, need a translation at 2:36.

Ive heard of viral marketing, but not insectoid marketing

I have a Zoo York poster and T-shirt, that makes me cool, right?

No, just a poser.  Whos too old.

Is there any alternative sport the Japanese can’t master?


Believe it or not, he’s actually standing still. It’s the world that moves around him.


My spider sense is tingling

Or maybe its my rash - whats the difference?

Whoops
I think I’ve dumped turds that did better acrobatics in the toilet bowl.

I probably couldn’t even do this with my hands.

Yo for real?

Tell me this isn’t really a midget

He must get so much baby ass.

Why I want a scout

To go swimming with:

Hooning out:

(cracks me up when they intentionally run over that tree at 1:15)
Because I spend *alot* of time hunting, fishing, and working with bails of hay.
Because it makes other trucks feel inadequate.

Be sure to water your Face Plant


…and here comes the Atomic Wedgie

Is it just me, or does it seem like a bunch of jocks pickin’ on the nerd…in Zero G

…but wrestling is still real, right?

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Humans vs Zombies: Manhunt for the college years

A pretty sweet (but very long) documentary. Try watching the scene starting at 15:00.

These guys are definetly nerdcore
The official rules webpage
from slashdot

This doesn’t work with Mike’s

I wish I could find this with subtitles.  Damn.

Travis Pastrana gives Isaac Newton the middle finger

Jumping without a ‘chute:

Not good enough?  How about a double backflip on a dirtbike:

What they don’t show in the clip is his mom in hysterics for hours up until he landed it.  Before he went he told her something to her like: “Whatever happens, I’m doing what I love.”  Which you can translate to: “I’ll probably [...]