Not even Mike was that hairy when he popped out

Never let a manatee have the map

So a manatee ended up in a river by a Linden, NEW JERSEY oil refinery.  A rescue was planned for earlier this week but was postponed due to bad weather.
Anyway, he just got airlifted out back to Florida today.
This is where they are supposed to live:

What the fuck, his name is clefairy

Don’t know what to make of this one.

Thanks BC

You know geek chic? This isn’t that.

“We are now optimized for ass-kicking.”  Great.
Compared to these guys im like Bruce Willis.

Mulher Melancia

That means “watermellon woman” in Portugese.

And what do you make of Brazil’s more anorexic-looking gals?
Well, 20 to 30 percent of people here get silicone implants. Some in their lips, some in their butts, but mostly in their chests.
Do you think you’ve had any role in changing how Brazilian women perceive themselves?
I think so—from what people [...]

Did you know John Leguizamo is in this book?

The new “Kindle 3″:

It’s not sexist if it’s true

Clowns are for kids.

from “The Principal’s Office” on TruTV:

Peter, you’ve lost the news!

Before ‘The Onion News Network’, before ‘The Daily Show’, there was -
The Day Today (ft. Chris Morris & Patrick Marber):

Cletus Spuckler vs. Cleitus the Black

Cletus Spuckler:

From wiki:

Cletus was introduced during the fifth season in “Bart Gets an Elephant”. He is shown as one of the “slack-jawed yokels” gawking at Bart’s elephant Stampy…
Cletus’ low intelligence is usually portrayed as the result of inbreeding but has been suggested to be due to mercury poisoning, which, in addition to affecting his memory [...]

White people

At FunnyOrDie, via Digg.

Batman, the dark knight vs. Batman, Turkey

Batman, the dark knight:
From Wikipedia:

In the original version of the story and the vast majority of subsequent retellings, Batman’s secret identity is Bruce Wayne, a billionaire playboy, industrialist, and philanthropist. Having witnessed the murder of his parents as a child, Bruce trains himself both physically and intellectually and dons a bat-themed costume in order to [...]

A Lifeline? Really Snoop?

OMG this song is the gr-8st

A brilliant quote on the youtube page from WWFWCWECWOldSkoolFan:
they should use this song to train super soldiers. this stupid crap is enough to convince anyone that killing isnt such a bad idea.
From Orangenial.

17 Things Most Men Do In Secret (This is all bullshit)

From an article over at Manolith, do I agree?

Enjoy a Good Chick Flick: No, never never never.  Only watch these in exchange for some type of favor.  Even then, bring Homer’s sleeping glasses:
Cry at a Movie: No, hasn’t happened snce Bambi (that movie is fucked up).
Primping, Preening and Grooming: Are you kidding?  I haven’t even [...]