Maybe Bane was Just Trying to Keep his Goatee Tidy?

 

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I think he’s trolling us

A Moment with Gary Busey:

So what you’re saying is…

This is doubly-good because:

1. Reading The Daily Mail will make you confident that the British are morons
2. Reading this article in The Daily Mail will make you confident that Serbians are morons

‘Put garlic in your windows and crosses in your homes’: Serbian council warns residents vampire is on the loose after his ‘house’ collapses

Does not compute on any level

I don’t get it – its for the deaf, but you’re supposed to dig the music?  Is that just supposed to make them feel shitty?

Aside from that, wtf.

Also, did that vampire come from avatar or something?  Why the fuck is he blue.

Sure blame the naked guy

http://www.ksdk.com/video/default.aspx?bctid=1902626426001

If he was stealing everyone’s clothes, why would he be running around naked?  And making snake vomit paint/soup?

I just don’t know.

I think he’s sweet

Meet the Pyro:

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BM: TDK (IRL)

From the company that brought you Developers, Developers, Developers

In order to reduce the chance of brain damage, begin watching at 1:00.

Background: http://www.geekwire.com/2012/raunchy-windows-azure-dance-routine/

She says no. He says move. She says no. BITCH MOVE!!! she moves, and then, he looks at the cabinet.

INSTRUCTIONS: Click on R. Kelly’s face whenever he says “Oh shit!” Maybe some other stuff too. If you lose, reload to try again.

PLAY.

Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones

What the fuck? 

It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours.

Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the pot and controlling the fire to keep the eggs from being overheated and overcooked.

Shit, I’d sell my soul for a special on rice too

Bert’s deepest erotic fantasies realized

Now you too can have your own pigeon dating simulator.

So funny they have to be fake

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boom

Gotta be handy with that steel if you know what I mean

Strictly for tough guys