She says no. He says move. She says no. BITCH MOVE!!! she moves, and then, he looks at the cabinet.

INSTRUCTIONS: Click on R. Kelly’s face whenever he says “Oh shit!” Maybe some other stuff too. If you lose, reload to try again. PLAY.

Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones

What the fuck?  It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours. Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the [...]

Shit, I’d sell my soul for a special on rice too

Bert’s deepest erotic fantasies realized

Now you too can have your own pigeon dating simulator.

So funny they have to be fake

boom

Gotta be handy with that steel if you know what I mean

Strictly for tough guys

“I was designed to eat shit. Please kill me.”

Little Yoshi gets his hands on the latest Wii peripheral

Yes. I’m sorry. They cancelled Frasier.

Merry Shitmas

Happy Thanksgiving!

Arnold on Arnold ft. John Milius & Paul Verhoeven:

Escape from Little China

Next: lye shower

Lesson 2: Not allowing the door to strike your posterior upon exiting

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