Saving the best for last

Someone get this man 50cc’s of bacon – STAT!

That was great Nick. Now let’s try it with a little more energy.

So worth it

Did you know Pat Morita was only 23 years old when they filmed The Karate Kid?:

This just goes to show that regardless of one’s race, religion, or taste in clothing – the subway sucks hairy elephant balls.

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Them dry bones

3 skits that’ll blow your mindballs

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New from MethDonalds

It’s shit like this that ties my vas deferens into a tight little knot:

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I’m sure its just a case of vitiligo

I swear, there are no good videos left

I’m trying.  I think swearing off Digg has fucked this blog up.

 

Aren’t you Mario?

The Tyger

TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water’d heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee?

Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

- William Blake

He’ll be performing at the Chuckle Hut…

Mai Endahesdla

I got the message

Gay guys don’t like it when you mess with their shoes.

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