Not Without My Daughters
Posted on May 8, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
from derrickcomedy
Filed under: Fuck you, Lying Fuckers, Out of Control, Shit Flipping | Tagged: Special Agent Tom Rogers must get his daughter back | 1 Comment »
This is why I don’t take chances, ride in cars or taxis, eat crab, or leave my house.
Posted on May 1, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
Ari, need a translation at 2:36.
Filed under: I'm Flying, Ninja Tactics, Out of Control, Shit Flipping, Shit For Brains, pwned, sport | Tagged: What were they thinking? | 2 Comments »
Because Knowing Is Half The Battle!!!
Posted on May 1, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
Do you know your G.I. Joe?
Filed under: Fuck you, Games, Shit Flipping, Shit For Brains | Tagged: Cobra Commander, Family Feud, G.I. Joe | 2 Comments »
Is there any alternative sport the Japanese can’t master?
Posted on April 27, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
Filed under: Dance Revolution, Engrish, Games, I'm Flying, Shit Flipping, sport | Tagged: Apollo, Double Dutch, jump-rope, New York Times | 1 Comment »
My Pen!
Posted on April 20, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
Filed under: Medication, Shit Flipping, nerds | Tagged: Bruce McCulloch, kids in the hall, KITH, My Pen | 1 Comment »
Believe it or not, he’s actually standing still. It’s the world that moves around him.
Posted on April 17, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
Filed under: Dance Revolution, I'm Flying, Magic, Mind Control, Music, Out of Control, Shit Flipping, sport | Tagged: breakdancing, I'm Dizzy, It's on, You just got served | 3 Comments »
Chuck Norris’ beard takes a vacation
Posted on April 15, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
Filed under: Evil, Mars Attacks, Medication, Mind Control, Out of Control, Shit Flipping | Tagged: kids in the hall, KITH, The Beard | 1 Comment »
Pain and Suffering
Posted on April 10, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
Filed under: I'm Flying, Medication, No, Shit Flipping, Shit For Brains, pwned | Tagged: ouch, run over, skater | 1 Comment »
This guy must smuggle meth up his ass
Posted on April 6, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
Filed under: Fabulous, Medication, No, Out of Control, Science Rules, Shit Flipping, Useful Things, nerds, shhh!, tech | Tagged: commercial, Fuck Nebraska, Steve Jobs, Windows | 2 Comments »
Although 81% of Americans think we’re on the wrong track, this proves them all wrong
Posted on April 6, 2008 by diarrheaBot
So, I was looking at public U.S. Federal actions because I am bored, and want to see how much a used cop Interceptor costs if you buy it straight from the government. Instead I found this lovely charm:
JAIL CELL: $20
JAIL CELL (1 EACH),SIZE:6 FFET X 8 FEET, (CONDITION USED,REPAIRS MAY BE NEEDED) USED (1481058004GLCA6) [...]
Filed under: Ari Ruined Christmas, Civil Rights, Evil, Fuck you, Mars Attacks, MikeIsAPornoFiend, No, Out of Control, Shit Flipping, pwned, shhh!, wtf? | Tagged: DIY, jail, no not there, She puts the lotion on herself | 1 Comment »
Not exactly “Mother of the Year”
Posted on April 6, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
Filed under: Evil, Fuck you, I'm Flying, Out of Control, Shit Flipping | Tagged: Fat Kid, Rollercoaster, Slingshot | 3 Comments »
Be sure to water your Face Plant
Posted on April 4, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
Filed under: I'm Flying, Medication, Ninja Tactics, No, Shit Flipping, Shit For Brains, pwned, sport | Tagged: Parkour | No Comments »
You see somethin’ broke about this?
Posted on March 31, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
gotta get me a Monkey Drummer!
Filed under: Ari Ruined Christmas, Cosplay, Dance Revolution, Medication, MikeIsAPornoFiend, Music, Nice Looking Things, No, Out of Control, Shit Flipping, The Brits, Yo Animals, delicious, tech, wtf? | Tagged: Aphex Twin, Ass, Chris Cunningham, Monkey Drummer, Windowlicker | 1 Comment »
Fuck you series: Mel Gibson
Posted on March 30, 2008 by diarrheaBot
“[You said] ‘Fucking Jews… Are you a Jew… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.’ Are those anti-semtic words?”
“No, I don’t think so. No, I don’t think so.”
FUCK YOU.
Filed under: Civil Rights, Evil, Fuck you, God, Jews, Lying Fuckers, Mars Attacks, No, Out of Control, Shit Flipping, Shit For Brains | 6 Comments »
…but wrestling is still real, right?
Posted on March 27, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
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Filed under: Fuck you, Lying Fuckers, Shit Flipping, sport | Tagged: The Onion, WWE | 2 Comments »
