Not like I didn’t know this from living in the Midwest for half a decade

Where, when people heard me talk, they would often respond with “who?” when they meant “what?” Not Only did they know I was from NY, they also had no fucking idea what I was saying.
Of course, if I was that website, I would just say everyone was from the NY/NJ region. There’s [...]

The best motherfuckin singer arouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuund

Heavy metal parking lot:

I originally saw a bootleg copy of this about 5 years ago on VHS.  The clips they put up here are not even close to the best.
Its amazing, inspirational work.

Ponga al bebé malo en la basura

Jelly Truck
Racquetball Rabbi

That’s it you mindless bastards, drink the “Kool-Aid”…catch that comet.

fucking sheep

This guy must smuggle meth up his ass


Although 81% of Americans think we’re on the wrong track, this proves them all wrong

So, I was looking at public U.S. Federal actions because I am bored, and want to see how much a used cop Interceptor costs if you buy it straight from the government.  Instead I found this lovely charm:
JAIL CELL: $20
JAIL CELL (1 EACH),SIZE:6 FFET X 8 FEET, (CONDITION USED,REPAIRS MAY BE NEEDED) USED (1481058004GLCA6) [...]

Cute or Creepy? You Decide.

“I’m coming for you.”

I dare you not to smile, you heartless bastards!:1) Lung Failure, 2) like a happy pumpkin, 3) This is ’something’, this is ‘nothing’, 4) Laughing Baby Triumvirate, 5) PING!

Apparently, there is no tea time at college


Fuck You series: Assud the Militant Rabbit

The guy in the rabbit suit threatens to eat all the Jews at the end of the clip - I thought rabbits are herbivores?

FUCK YOU!
From Haaretz

A Beautiful Headache

Make sweet, sweet music - then take an aspirin.

Stealth, Honor and Ticker-Tape

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Stimmhorn’s Triohatala

Loin’ deo - Ah!
Wobbendidend’ loin’ deo.
Hmmmm, däää! - Hmmmm, däää!

believe it or not, here are the lyrics (Burrlibabedibababedibabum)

here’s a live vid of Stimmhorn singing god-knows-what

Operation: Janus

Two-faced baby in Northern India
I’m not certain if this is real or not, but that hasn’t stopped the nightmares.

From LiveLeak.com

Three great mechanisms which compel Mike to pray for death

Clocky:

Flying Alarm Clock:

The Turing Alarm Clock:

Pendle Witches Live in Tubes

“Commissioned by a forward thinking Burnley Council, The collection of tubes makes the strangest sounds when the wind blows, which is often round the location at Crown Point, on the moorland overlooking Burnley. Seen in the background is Pendle Hill, famous for the ‘Pendle Witches‘.” - Thanks RailMon!