He sounds nothing like Pablo Francisco

Can’t we just get more Twin Peaks?

Seriously, this shit is getting out of hand:

I take back every bad thing I ever said about Canadians

Bohemian RCMP:

I can’t tell if this is a joke or a terrorist attack

No body leaves this place without singin’ the blues

So funny they have to be fake

boom

I’d rather find blood in my stool than find these atrocities hanging on my walls

Goodbye erections, you will be missed.

This is an actor doing the voice-over for what I’m sure is a classy film about an innocent Swiss pizza boy who happens upon an over-stimulated quintagenarian. My penis is screaming:

Shotgun (Red), Monkey (Tiger), Crack(ed)

I think I saw the puppets mouth move (WARNING: Not Funny) -

I dare you not to murder your loved ones after watching this

This is so bad that it qualifies as a snuff film:

Good? Bad? Doesn’t matter.

Its like old-school diarrhea:

Trolololord of the Rings

Oh god. Please god, no. Don’t let this happen.

This kid’s going straight to hell

Someone needs a glass of water

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