Space Hockey Bear Destroys the Universe

That was the exact title used on CollegeHumor.   I feel lazy ripping it off, but it’s too good to pass up.
Better to start it at 0:30.

Japanese girls scare way too easily

What, is someone double parked out there or something?

The car horn lady:

From TodaysBigThing.

“I felt I was dying, but even that’s better than my wife’s nagging”

Chinese man jumps into river 2km across [Yangtze] to escape wife’s nagging.
Via Digg.

Free Psychic Energy Reading

Found on RobertPopper.com

They say its for kids – I say its for Satan

This sounds like the phlegmy belch of a diseased madman.
This is what bad acid would see if it took some bad acid.
This is what happens when Lewis Carroll takes a shit.
This sucks:

…No no, he said you are great, tres jolie

I love this guy:

Out of keeping with contemporary mores

This thing is sucking my life away one minute at a time

The ToneMatrix:

interesting instruments

Glass Harmonica:
Invented by Benjamin Franklin in 1761. Music by Wolfgang A. Mozart. Played by French artist Thomas Bloch, exhibiting the glass harmonica in the Paris Music Museum, Nov. 29, 2007.

It’s not the computer game thats separating this family

???

Wired via Dailymotion.

Alright, I think that’s enough

An opera based on the classic episode of Star Trek (the original series). Performers stand in front of a projection of the TV show and sing, synchronized to the dialogue. Original music mixed with the soundtrack.
here’s part 5/6 of “Amok Time”:

David After Dentist vs Christian Bale

The Sounds of Godlessness

Freshly lanced from Satan’s anus comes a new group sure to make suicide an appealing alternative to the dissonance violating your senses.  I think they’re called “Hell’s Polyps” or something.
Enjoy:

personally, I find their douche costumes redundant

This is why I’m pro-choice