Pizza did grow on trees
A tiny water boatman is the loudest animal on Earth relative to its body size, a study has revealed.
Scientists from France and Scotland recorded the aquatic animal “singing” at up to 99.2 decibels, the equivalent of listening to a loud orchestra play while sitting in the front row.
The insect makes the sound by rubbing its penis against its abdomen in a process known as “stridulation”.
While most people currently believe in the heliocentric model of the universe, it is nice to see that not only scientists, but an entire scientific field can take rub on some youth serum and turn back the clock a few centuries. For those who are interested in the geocentric model, you may want to check out the Galileo Was Wrong conference, in Indiana.
Me? I know that the universe actually revolves around Mike’s balls, which are made out of a particularly rare depleted radioactive material. Just a tablespoon of it weighs… alot. This is what the universe actually looks like, to scale:
(Mike: I expect this will be placed in your rotating wallpaper list)
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And no of course it doesn’t have two of every muscle. Are you fucking retarded?
“He is a sperm machine. Absolutely.”
Hey, cows gotta get their freak on too.