I always wanted to do it with a strap-on

You’re in (HAHAHA, oh) control:

Get past the first minute of technical boringness for less than a minute of video which is only slightly less boring.

Mike, I found the perfect job for you

Get paid to stay in bed for three months straight.
Need a break from the working, walking, and standing required by the demanding and stressful life you lead?
Well, pack your bags for Houston because NASA wants to pay you $17,000 to stay in bed for 90 straight days.
But you will need to pass Air Force exam [...]

Fucking crazy

I know its boring for the first 1:30m, just stick with it.

I think I saw something like this go down in Harlem about a year ago?

Not a sunflower, its silicon oxide nanowires

Silicon oxide nanowires have an amusing habit of arranging themselves into impressive patterns. When S.K. Hark, a professor at the Chinese University of Hong Kong, looked at some of them under a scanning electron microscope, he saw flowers. Unlike plants, their fertilizers were gallium and gold catalysts — which allowed them to grow to several [...]

Um…eww.

That explains where 1 billion came from.

It took Japanese technology to figure out how to break matzah evenly

Happy Passover Everyone!
Thanks Sweet Lady!

Catshit, the new crack?

Urge to kill… rising.
Thanks N.

.5% of Youtube videos (83 days worth) are RickRolls

Googling for “site:youtube.com/watch” gives 6,820,000 hits.
Googling for “site:youtube.com/watch rickroll OR “rick roll” OR “rick astley” OR “give you up”” gives 31,800 hits
31,800/6,820,000 = 0.0046
So, about .5% of youtube’s videos are rickrolls!  Thats about 1 in 200 for you kids that need to relearn your algebra.
Assuming each video is 4 minutes long (this is not exactly [...]

Ignoramus - watch these.

Have you ever thought “I’m a buffoon - somebody please give me a free college-level lecture on Western Civilization”?

Well, since I did, I’m sure you have too.  Check out Lerner.org’s compilation of Eugen Weber’s The Western Tradition.  If you watch them straight through, its just 24 hours of video (reg/login free, but required).
Also very worth [...]

This guy must smuggle meth up his ass

…and here comes the Atomic Wedgie

Is it just me, or does it seem like a bunch of jocks pickin’ on the nerd…in Zero G

If there’s anything better than Breasts in Slow Motion, I don’t want to know about it.

Breastless, but still cool:

Bigdog, not so much

BigDog - the army’s robot pack mule in development:

Not exactly:

R2D2 x rolls

International Dance Party [robot]

Admittedly, the dance footage is a little lame, and it looks like the robot has some premature smoke ejaculation issues, but its pretty cool nonetheless.
From Gizmodo