WastingTimeWithConanO’Brien

Tell that bitch to tip:

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inspirational

FDR American Badass!

with Leland Palmer as Dougie Mac:

file this under Chuck Norris

I wonder if Japanese nightmares are like American movies

so good, you can’t berieve

Japan chooses a new emperor

 

Slow to start, but still a better idea than the new Spiderman

I could kick both their asses

3 skits that’ll blow your mindballs

Happy Thanksgiving

The seal has been broken! The Dark Lord approaches!

IMDB:

The year is 2015 and dance battling has been outlawed in New York City. Micha a dynamic dancer with incredible speed, strength, agility and a supernatural power called “ENERGY” – has created “Boogie Town” an underground dance arena where dance crews come to battle it out to the end. Named after a special police unit aka “Boogie Police”, their mission is to capture and arrest dancers on sight. Micha, along with his crew, “The Trojans” are rivals with “The Warriors” led by Jay, once Micha’s longtime friend and mentor now his arch nemesis. Jay also possesses the mysterious ENERGY. Tensions between The Trojans and Warriors escalate from the dance floor to the streets when Jay learns that his younger sister Natalie has been secretly seeing Micha behind his back. Written by Tiffany Hughes

from the Writer/Director of You Got Served – so its gotta be good!

Between Two Ferns

Lets play a game

Its called see how many years it takes to stop having nightmares.

My love/hate relationship with Muammar el-Qaddafi

This guy is fucking crazy – lets talk about it:

1. Love – nobody can even fucking agree how to spell his name.  You will see it either spelled Qaddafi or Gadafi, with el or al in front.  If you want to be a good dictator, you gotta keep people guessing
2. Hate – guy is clearly an asshole.  We know pretty much for sure he helped support the <a href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_Am_Flight_103″>Lockerbie bombing</a>, which killed 243 people.
3. Love – what type of terrorist dictator has the flavor of this guy?  Dude is always rocking proper shades and a Jheri curl.  Usually with some crazy ass bathrobe to boot:


Does Quadaffi have to smack a bitch?



Yesterday, he was rocking the M-frames.



Seriously - I couldn't get away with this shit on Halloween.

4. Love – Dude was in the running for “closest thing on earth to the living dead”.  Everyone in the free world keeps waiting for him to die but it just doesn’t happen.  Other competitors were Kieth Richards, Ronald McDonald, and Michael Jackson.  Then MJ went ahead and took the prize – I hope you understand MJ is still alive and well hanging out in the Wall-Mart parking lot.  But I digress:
   

   Don't shake too hard - arm may detach.

5. Hate – he just titled himself a Colonel.  If you are a dictator, much more fitting to declare onself the “supreme leader,” at the very least.

Portal Spoiler Alert

Valve released a new patch for Portal which adds the ‘Transmission Received’ achievement.

Here come some spoilers…

Love me some upside-down Triforce

It was a simpler time

“Hard Streets” (1973):

I feel like doing cocaine now.