I take back every bad thing I ever said about Canadians

Bohemian RCMP:

FDR American Badass!

with Leland Palmer as Dougie Mac: file this under Chuck Norris

I wonder if Japanese nightmares are like American movies

so good, you can’t berieve

What have I done now?

These games are getting so realistic:

What, are you fucking kidding me? This is bullshit. I could totally kick their asses.

now do my bidding

Japan chooses a new emperor

 

Slow to start, but still a better idea than the new Spiderman

Girls can’t do stuff

I’m not sexist or anything, I just think that girls can’t do things well.  And any girl who can is a lesbian:

No sequel for you

Sean Bean Death Reel  [Warning - every clip is a spoiler]:

Trolololord of the Rings

Yeah, he’s probably dead

I wonder what his name was

No, no lightspeed is too slow

The Wheel, The Lightbulb, The Microchip…

…The Circular Sawblade Slingshot Machete vs Circular Sawblade:

Saving the best for last

Someone get this man 50cc’s of bacon – STAT!

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