Not a spice blow.

Apparently the audio for this video was taken from anime tentacle porn

“This come from a Japanese game called Mushihimesama, you’ve probly played similar games in america, but this version seems to be just plain…unfair”

Wife abuses husband’s hand with her cheek

i find this one upsetting

See you can have guns *and* butter

Alternate title:
Its like a super soaker except you smell like shitty yogurt when its all over
European Farmers Protest Fall in Milk Prices at NYTimes.

Giant ugly bitchface.

Quest for the Crown

Easily one of the most intense games I’ve ever played, ‘Quest for the Crown‘ sets a new standard for RPG/action-adventure games.  The controls are flawless, the graphics are stunning, and the storyline manages to mix dark Tolkien-esque fantasy with a touch of Sci-fi.  I should also mention the sophisticated humor found throughout this game.  [...]

It’s not sexist if it’s true

The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety

actually did something cool, check this out:

Yeah, they really don’t “build em like they used to.”
Good.
From Jalopnik.

Fortune and Glory, Kid

Ein, Zwei, Die!:

I think you mean “Professor” Sub-Zero

Oscar scene (0:16) -

It’s Empteh!

my favorite part (3:14):

Let me ruin this for you

So I think we all know that shrimp, prawns, crayfish, lobster, etc. all are classified as crustaceans.
Know what else is?  You probably think its an insect, but its not.
Pillbugs:

Who wants to go hit up red lobster now?

Its a real game

First our jobs, now our video games

You can also get Mike’s, but that requires a full crate delivery

This is about a day old, it a few ants on it, but thats ok…

The actual website?  DogDoo.com.
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