My dick size of a pumpkin, your dick look like Mackauley Culkin

Really?

More Jewish Rappers

My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen,
Your dick went straight to DVD.
My dick bigger than a bridge,
Your dick look like a little kids.
My dick large like the chargers (the whole team),
Your shit look like you’re fourteen.
My dick locked [...]

Ninja reign supreme

Best Mame Shooters

5. Guwange

The fifth of the list is by the best maniac shooter developer around - Cave, who you will see again in this list. The mechanics of this game are really weird - you get normal shots, but you can also attack enemies with a very powerful ghost… thing. The ghost is invincible, [...]

The Butlerian Jihad began at Initech?

Sorry, I just thought of this and had to… If you aren’t a Dune nerd this will make no sense.

Not like I didn’t know this from living in the Midwest for half a decade

Where, when people heard me talk, they would often respond with “who?” when they meant “what?” Not Only did they know I was from NY, they also had no fucking idea what I was saying.
Of course, if I was that website, I would just say everyone was from the NY/NJ region. There’s [...]

Fucking crazy

I know its boring for the first 1:30m, just stick with it.

I think I saw something like this go down in Harlem about a year ago?

This is why I don’t take chances, ride in cars or taxis, eat crab, or leave my house.

Ari, need a translation at 2:36.

Ive heard of viral marketing, but not insectoid marketing

I have a Zoo York poster and T-shirt, that makes me cool, right?

No, just a poser.  Whos too old.

Think Old Bilbo ever did this?

Thanks J

My spider sense is tingling

Or maybe its my rash - whats the difference?

Whoops
I think I’ve dumped turds that did better acrobatics in the toilet bowl.

Pain and Suffering

Although 81% of Americans think we’re on the wrong track, this proves them all wrong

So, I was looking at public U.S. Federal actions because I am bored, and want to see how much a used cop Interceptor costs if you buy it straight from the government.  Instead I found this lovely charm:
JAIL CELL: $20
JAIL CELL (1 EACH),SIZE:6 FFET X 8 FEET, (CONDITION USED,REPAIRS MAY BE NEEDED) USED (1481058004GLCA6) [...]

Be sure to water your Face Plant

Over 4 Zombie Games!!!

1) “De-Animator” (loosely) based on the work of HP Lovecraft:

2) “Funky Disco Zombies” yes, you read that correctly:

3) “Zombie Grinder 60000″ whod’ve thought the fat man could run that fast:

4) “Divine Intervention” Frag those Heathens!:

5) “Boxhead: The Zombie Wars” I love these square little fuckers:

Personal Favorite: “The Last Stand”

That’s two owies

What the clip doesn’t show is what happens next when the inferno gets to the large holding tanks of Mike’s farts…   The entire city is lost - they simply don’t have any footage of it because all cameras were destroyed.