Is it weird that this video left me semi-erect?

(more…)

Knifey Spooney

Can’t be real.

Apparently Zombie is Japanese for Zombie

Am I supposed to laugh or be inspired?

“I swear, I only wanted to sodomize her!”

Manhattan, I’m totally over you

Excellent! Fictional cartoon millionaire Charles Montgomery Burns scored the most write-in votes for mayor of New York, collecting 25, according to Board of Elections data.

From msnbc.

Seems like alot of people are picking up on this sentiment – here’s a song by LCD Soundsystem covered by Kermit that puts it well:

As far as I’m concerned, Tel-Aviv eclipsed Manhattan as my favorite city in the world.

Here’s one of the many reasons why (NSFW).

Ugly Face Invisible Rope

They should’ve used Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito

See you can have guns *and* butter

Alternate title:

Its like a super soaker except you smell like shitty yogurt when its all over

Riot cow endorses anarchy

Riot cow endorses intelligent anarchism for a post-globalist future

European Farmers Protest Fall in Milk Prices at NYTimes.

“Its not good to be a man alone”

Some of the interjections:

  • “Don’t get too close.”
  • “What’s up with you?”
  • “That’s not tasty!”
  • “Dai” = “stop”
  • “Hello!?”
  • “Everybody sing!”
  • “Hold on one second…”

Thanks T.E.

Japanese girls scare way too easily

In celebration of the life and times of the world’s favorite kid toucher

Flash Mobbing on MJ’s birthday in The Emerald City

You can also get Mike’s, but that requires a full crate delivery

This is about a day old, it a few ants on it, but thats ok…

The actual website?  DogDoo.com.

Job Opening
Business is booming, and we can’t keep up! Work from home fulfilling orders and make a percentage of sales! Send us your resume today!

Asshole? Yes.

Thanks E

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 29 other followers