Knackers and thugs

**thaat** close dude

I love everything about this…

…except the music: this baby is cooler than I am

I take back every bad thing I ever said about Canadians

Bohemian RCMP:

Nicolas Cage in “Nicolas Cage: The Nicolas Cage Story”

The authorized biography in which our generation’s greatest actor descends into unmitigated madness…and thinks he’s a vampire:

Seriously, other countries, we need to talk.

FDR American Badass!

with Leland Palmer as Dougie Mac: file this under Chuck Norris

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard, Who present, past, and future, sees; Whose ears have heard The Holy Word That walk’d among the ancient trees; Calling the lapsed soul, And weeping in the evening dew; That might control The starry pole, And fallen, fallen light renew! ‘O Earth, O Earth, return! Arise from out the [...]

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested

… Court records show his previous name was Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, and he legally changed it to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop in October. He was arrested in another Madison park last April after police found a loaded handgun in his backpack. Link

Make sure you watch this first thing in the morning

Evidently “meow” translates to “put on some goddam pants”

No more, please. I beg of you.

I sense a disturbance in the force:

It’s 4:00 in the morning, a hurricane is coming, and I’m bored.

Congrats if you still have power.  I still have power.  We should hang out.

Don’t die this weekend.

Mike you better be out of your apartment.

His balls are visible from space

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