Posted on September 12, 2010 by diarrheaBot
While most people currently believe in the heliocentric model of the universe, it is nice to see that not only scientists, but an entire scientific field can take rub on some youth serum and turn back the clock a few centuries. For those who are interested in the geocentric model, you may want to check out the Galileo Was Wrong conference, in Indiana.
Me? I know that the universe actually revolves around Mike’s balls, which are made out of a particularly rare depleted radioactive material. Just a tablespoon of it weighs… alot. This is what the universe actually looks like, to scale:
(Mike: I expect this will be placed in your rotating wallpaper list)
Filed under: god - heathen variety, MikeIsAPornoFiend, original, science, Stuff | 2 Comments »
Posted on May 18, 2010 by diarrheaBot
This guy is fucking crazy – lets talk about it:
- Love – nobody can even fucking agree how to spell his name. You will see it either spelled Qaddafi or Gadafi, with el or al in front. If you want to be a good dictator, you gotta keep people guessing
- Hate – guy is clearly an asshole. We know pretty much for sure he helped support the <a href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_Am_Flight_103″>Lockerbie bombing</a>, which killed 243 people.
- Love – what type of terrorist dictator has the flavor of this guy? Dude is always rocking proper shades and a Jheri curl. Usually with some crazy ass bathrobe to boot:
Does Quadaffi have to smack a bitch?
Yesterday, he was rocking the M-frames.
Seriously - I couldn't get away with this shit on Halloween.
- Love – Dude was in the running for “closest thing on earth to the living dead”. Everyone in the free world keeps waiting for him to die but it just doesn’t happen. Other competitors were Kieth Richards, Ronald McDonald, and Michael Jackson. Then MJ went ahead and took the prize – I hope you understand MJ is still alive and well hanging out in the Wall-Mart parking lot. But I digress:
Don't shake too hard - arm may detach.
- Hate – he just titled himself a Colonel. If you are a dictator, much more fitting to declare onself the “supreme leader,” at the very least.
Filed under: Ari Ruined Christmas, Celebrity Murderers, Cosplay, douchebags, Evil, original, revenge!, zombies | 2 Comments »
Posted on February 26, 2009 by diarrheaBot
Posted on February 8, 2009 by diarrheaBot
Just found out where snap, crackle, and pop come from.
They are all derivatives of increasing order, they go like this in order:
- x: position
- dx/dt: velocity
- d^2x/dt^2: acceleration
- d^3x/dt^3: jerk
- d^4x/dt^4: snap
- d^5x/dt^5: crackle
- d^6x/dt^6: pop
Now, when you pull mass into the equation:
- velocity * mass = momentum
- acceleration * mass = force
- jerk * mass = yank (so maybe we should say yank off?)
- snap * mass = tug
- crackle * mass = Snatch
- pop * mass = shake
Filed under: Boring-ass-shit, cartoons, nerdcore, original | Tagged: Go learn some calculus | 1 Comment »
Posted on January 21, 2009 by diarrheaBot
This was the worst chick movie ever.
The only bright side is that Penelope Cruz and Scarlet Johansen (may be spelling either/both of those wrong) do make out.
But its not like 30 minutes of “I’m the plumber I came to fix your pipes” make out.
Worst part? The video I had skipped through half of the lez-ing.
You would think was going to be good:
But its really not.
Filed under: delicious, MikeIsAPornoFiend, Mind Control, Nice Looking Things, original, Review | Tagged: Penelope Cruz, Scarlet Johansen, Vicky Christina Barcelona | Leave a Comment »
Posted on January 18, 2009 by diarrheaBot
Ben Kingsley andMary Kate Olsen make out.
Yeah thats not weird
Aside from that, some unconvincing ebonics is thrown around, and a scene where a high school guy wanks it. Great.
Thats all you need to know.
Filed under: Evil, MikeIsAPornoFiend, original, Review, Sweet lord why, you sicken me | 1 Comment »
Posted on January 6, 2009 by diarrheaBot
I don’t know what the world is coming to these days. Its like companies actually feel like they should be making money off of their intellectual property, and that its wrong to steal it? Craziness.
Anyway, I’m no lawyer, and don’t really have any idea what I’m talking about, but from what I know, most of the ways you can get in trouble from stealing IP over the internet is because its very illegal to give that information to other people (check out the DMCA). For that reason, the downloading part of P2P is bad, but based on law the very bad part is sending pieces of that data back to other people, which all P2P programs do by definition.
So how can you get the shit you want, without disseminating that information back to other people? Simple, just drop the P2P, and move onto some system that uses a tradditional client/server setup (there’s nothing wrong with tradition).
Back in the day that would mean trawling around IRC forums and hitting ratio based FTP sites, but thank god those days are over.
Rapidshare is basically a website where people can just dump files, and then share the links to those files with other people. The trick is how to find those files. Rapidshare doesn’t provide a way to search for files on their servers, so you have to use 3rd party Rapidshare search engines. I like rapidlibrary, or their MegaUpload search engine 4MegaUpload.
The biggest problem with Rapidshare though is the file size restrictions – you’ll usually have to download multiple pieces of the file in .RAR format and then piece them back together. Just get free WinRar, and it’ll take care of everything automatically.
Filed under: Boring-ass-shit, Civil Rights, original, tech | Tagged: DMCA, Mega Upload, MegaUpload, P2P, rapid share, RapidShare | 3 Comments »
Posted on September 10, 2008 by diarrheaBot
Wow, this makes no sense at all. There are two (perhaps more) methods to add a printer in WS2008, but only one of them allow you to add an LPR port (as far as I could tell). At any rate, to save everyone the same 3 hour headache I had with getting an LPR printer functionng in WS2008, check this out.
First of all, in order to enable LPR in WS2008, follow these instructions:
1. How *not* to do it:
Do not go through the printer section in the control panel.
Filed under: Boring-ass-shit, Evil, Fuck you, No, original, Shit For Brains, tech, Useful Things | Tagged: LPD, LPR, Windoes Server 2008, WS 2008, WS2008 | 6 Comments »