Next: lye shower

Goodbye erections, you will be missed.

This is an actor doing the voice-over for what I’m sure is a classy film about an innocent Swiss pizza boy who happens upon an over-stimulated quintagenarian.

My penis is screaming:

Not a great way to die.

I dare you not to murder your loved ones after watching this

This is so bad that it qualifies as a snuff film:

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For the sake of the children, if you see someone in a spider-man outfit, just kill him.

Can’t Megan’s Law prevent this bullshit?

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Not exactly a breakdanceoff

I think we all suspected as much

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Inspired by ‘The Human Centipede’

You can actually hear the audio dry-heaving:


what can’t they do

Oh god. Please god, no. Don’t let this happen.

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Hottest Alpha Male Ever

A big cat can do a lot of damage…

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Would anyone care for some cuttlefish and asparagus?

Don’t laugh, he’s clearly retarted

R.I.P. my childhood

Finally, people with Jaundice have a chance in the porn industry:

Turn it off!

Baby New Year 2011!

Happy New Year!

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