Is that whitewater death scene really necessary?

I don’t know what I admire more…

…his social commentary or his seemingly invincible gastrointestinal tract:

If you enjoy watching this guy commit slow suicide, then check out his channel.

I think he’s sweet

Meet the Pyro:


BM: TDK (IRL)

‘Superman IV: The Quest for Alan Smithee’

This deleted scene from an earlier script shows us how lucky we were to have Nuclear Man as our antagonist:


wtf is a dubalow?

Can’t we just get more Twin Peaks?

Seriously, this shit is getting out of hand:

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Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones

What the fuck? 

It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours.

Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the pot and controlling the fire to keep the eggs from being overheated and overcooked.

This isn’t funny you guys. He’s obviously in need of some real help.

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Seriously, other countries, we need to talk.


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Merry Shitmas

An honorable way to die.

Is that Joe Paterno as Spiderman?

Happy birthday asshole:

I’d rather find blood in my stool than find these atrocities hanging on my walls

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Next: lye shower

Goodbye erections, you will be missed.

This is an actor doing the voice-over for what I’m sure is a classy film about an innocent Swiss pizza boy who happens upon an over-stimulated quintagenarian.

My penis is screaming:

Not a great way to die.

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