‘Superman IV: The Quest for Alan Smithee’

This deleted scene from an earlier script shows us how lucky we were to have Nuclear Man as our antagonist: wtf is a dubalow?

Can’t we just get more Twin Peaks?

Seriously, this shit is getting out of hand:

Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones

What the fuck?  It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours. Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the [...]

I’m thinking of a word that starts with ‘D’ and it isn’t ‘delicious’

[Hint] – it ends in ‘iarrhea’:

I can’t tell if this is a joke or a terrorist attack

This isn’t funny you guys. He’s obviously in need of some real help.

So funny they have to be fake

boom

Seriously, other countries, we need to talk.

“I was designed to eat shit. Please kill me.”

Little Yoshi gets his hands on the latest Wii peripheral

Merry Shitmas

A Human in the Uncanny Valley

Music for your mind, body and spirit (respectively)

Jazzy Jazz:

I would be very surprised to find out that cocaine had nothing to do with this

John Carpenter and his band ‘Coup DeVilles’ performing ‘Big Trouble in Little China’ from the hit movie John Carpenter’s Big Trouble in Little China Directed by John Carpenter, with music by John Carpenter and his bad Coup DeVilles performing Big Trouble in Little China:

An honorable way to die.

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