It’s got a beat and you can dance to it

Not even Mike was that hairy when he popped out

Kurt Russell didn’t make the cut, but Jar-Jar did

From io9.

I love this fat bastard

I don’t know what it means, but it just blew my mind:

This is actually real:

Holy Hell, this is fucking stupid

via Everything is Terrible

Never let a manatee have the map

So a manatee ended up in a river by a Linden, NEW JERSEY oil refinery.  A rescue was planned for earlier this week but was postponed due to bad weather.
Anyway, he just got airlifted out back to Florida today.
This is where they are supposed to live:

The New ‘Wii Seizure’?

Apparently the audio for this video was taken from anime tentacle porn

“This come from a Japanese game called Mushihimesama, you’ve probly played similar games in america, but this version seems to be just plain…unfair”

Wife abuses husband’s hand with her cheek

i find this one upsetting

You know geek chic? This isn’t that.

“We are now optimized for ass-kicking.”  Great.
Compared to these guys im like Bruce Willis.

Before you look, get a bucket

One of the many reasons I’m not into running.
11 more over at theChive.

Close enough to see her dead eyes

Great legs dude

Robert Webb gets in touch with his feminine side – turns out she’s a cross-dresser too:

you’re welcome Zan

It’s not sexist if it’s true

Fortune and Glory, Kid

Ein, Zwei, Die!: