This is so much like my life that it’s scary

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Filibuster

The gods look favorably upon those who hug ninjas

Rambo: Last Blood -

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cool

And now I’m pregnant.

Do yourself a favor and watch the whole thing.

Our hearts combine and the miracle fusion body is Awakened

Desert Power

You don’t really need to watch this

Gotta be handy with that steel if you know what I mean

I wonder if Japanese nightmares are like American movies

so good, you can’t berieve

Spatula? Check.

Yeah, play as the boss from Double-Dragon.

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard,
Who present, past, and future, sees;
Whose ears have heard
The Holy Word
That walk’d among the ancient trees;

Calling the lapsed soul,
And weeping in the evening dew;
That might control
The starry pole,
And fallen, fallen light renew!

‘O Earth, O Earth, return!
Arise from out the dewy grass!
Night is worn,
And the morn
Rises from the slumbrous mass.

‘Turn away no more;
Why wilt thou turn away?
The starry floor,
The watery shore,
Is given thee till the break of day.‘

- William Blake

Non-puritanical cultures are nice because they dont have all these hangups and can just shake a booty

How great is that?  The only thing Americans know how to do is Martha Stewart or Real Sex 11.  Why not have both?

This is pretty awesome

I recommend skipping to 5:30, that’s when it gets good:

bwahaha

Wiggle your big toe

My morning shit takes longer

What have I done now?

These games are getting so realistic:

Escape from Little China