Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard, Who present, past, and future, sees; Whose ears have heard The Holy Word That walk’d among the ancient trees; Calling the lapsed soul, And weeping in the evening dew; That might control The starry pole, And fallen, fallen light renew! ‘O Earth, O Earth, return! Arise from out the [...]

I dunno why, but I like this game better than the last one

Uploaded to YouTube by yours truly (I know it’s sad, but I’m proud of myself):

Honestly, just terrific.

Wait for it…

It turned me into a newt.

Hes jizzing like a GAU-8

I can see both sides of the argument

Made in Taiwan

If she could do all this while making me breakfast and doing the dishes, she’d be a real catch:

Hottest Alpha Male Ever

A big cat can do a lot of damage…

Only Dopes Say Nope…or something like that

more from KassemG

I lose my shit at 1:20

Koto + Kelly = Cosmic Connection

I miss 1992

Don’t bother with the sound on this one:

Like an iridescent colonoscopy

I guess that makes the children polyps:

Wow, Canada has white girls at their drive-thru windows

She stimulates my funny-bone

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