Malaria

I don’t know what she’s protesting but I want to join the cause

Hands off! She’s mine!

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard,
Who present, past, and future, sees;
Whose ears have heard
The Holy Word
That walk’d among the ancient trees;

Calling the lapsed soul,
And weeping in the evening dew;
That might control
The starry pole,
And fallen, fallen light renew!

‘O Earth, O Earth, return!
Arise from out the dewy grass!
Night is worn,
And the morn
Rises from the slumbrous mass.

‘Turn away no more;
Why wilt thou turn away?
The starry floor,
The watery shore,
Is given thee till the break of day.‘

- William Blake

I dunno why, but I like this game better than the last one

Uploaded to YouTube by yours truly (I know it’s sad, but I’m proud of myself):

Honestly, just terrific.

Wait for it…

It turned me into a newt.

Hes jizzing like a GAU-8

I can see both sides of the argument

Made in Taiwan

If she could do all this while making me breakfast and doing the dishes, she’d be a real catch:

Hottest Alpha Male Ever

A big cat can do a lot of damage…

Only Dopes Say Nope…or something like that

more from KassemG

I lose my shit at 1:20

Koto + Kelly = Cosmic Connection

I miss 1992

Don’t bother with the sound on this one: