He’s gonna get so much ass…

…and somehow remain a virgin: still kinda cute

I sense a very small disturbance in the force…

Is it weird that I want this more than a full size machine? here’s this

One of these days, Bang!, Zoom!, straight to low Earth orbit

funny shoes

So… youre telling me I get to be a giant robot dinosaur?

[skip to 1:40]  

What a stupid asshole, that’ll never hap…oh.

Superbaby vs The Dirty Diaper

Smash grab pinch nab

I love everything about this…

…except the music: this baby is cooler than I am

No matter what happened to you today

you can listen to this and still feel better about yourself.

Portal is more popular than Jesus

We’re Doomed

And where are my flying cars? Back to the Future led me to believe we would have flying cars by now!

This is what I’m talking about

…and they designed that treadmill to do 50.

No body leaves this place without singin’ the blues

At least Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t in this one

Real Prince of Persia!

It’s an interview!

How does this dude not know Yoda’s name?:

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