if this is a repost im sure you’ll get over it

SFW Porn

Oooh Shit, Clarence Carter

See you can have guns *and* butter

Alternate title:
Its like a super soaker except you smell like shitty yogurt when its all over
European Farmers Protest Fall in Milk Prices at NYTimes.

Mulher Melancia

That means “watermellon woman” in Portugese.

And what do you make of Brazil’s more anorexic-looking gals?
Well, 20 to 30 percent of people here get silicone implants. Some in their lips, some in their butts, but mostly in their chests.
Do you think you’ve had any role in changing how Brazilian women perceive themselves?
I think so—from what people [...]

Tlaxcalteca likey, Tlaxcalteca likey alot

It must be awesome to be an Aztec god and come home after a hard day’s work to find the villagers have burned this virgin alive and she’s sitting there on your cloud all “Well, hello there.”
Dos and Donts over at Vice.

Thats called the rolling camel grip

From the infamous failblog.

Copious puddles of ejaculate

If only I had watched this yesterday

Just in case you havent seen this in a while

Yes.

Really seems like it should be illegal

PictureIsUnrelated.com

This one took me 15 minutes to get

what – I was distracted

Sexy Monday Motivational posters from Asylum.

When me Mike and Steve hang out, we look exactly the same

Thats Wilt Chamberlain, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Andre the Giant on the set of Conan.

At theselvedgeyard, via digg.

I want that

Theres a Leia Menage in there too

The Comic-Con 2009 Cosplay Gallery — 600 Amazing Costumes.  Title says it all, over at MaximumPC.
Can you believe theres a guy going as the Savage Dragon?  You couldn’t pick a more boring 90s comic if you tried.
From Digg.