The soundtrack for Mike’s bathroom

The best video I never fapped to

I dunno why, but I like this game better than the last one

Uploaded to YouTube by yours truly (I know it’s sad, but I’m proud of myself):

Happy Birthday WTMA

I think this makes it 4 years… has it been so long… Happy Birthday.

Honestly, just terrific.

Wait for it…

I want to work to there

I think I just got a raise

Goodbye erections, you will be missed.

This is an actor doing the voice-over for what I’m sure is a classy film about an innocent Swiss pizza boy who happens upon an over-stimulated quintagenarian. My penis is screaming:

Worth the attention

Dung: The Harvesting

Its a remake.  Look at all the res: From RPS.

For the sake of the children, if you see someone in a spider-man outfit, just kill him.

Can’t Megan’s Law prevent this bullshit?

Mike’s Penis.

You can be the bun, and I can be the burger, girl.

Mike plays his like an upright bass

A tiny water boatman is the loudest animal on Earth relative to its body size, a study has revealed. Scientists from France and Scotland recorded the aquatic animal “singing” at up to 99.2 decibels, the equivalent of listening to a loud orchestra play while sitting in the front row. The insect makes the sound by [...]

Mike ate a burrito

Are you sure you wanna hop in there?

Anyone else get a boner from watching this?

Made in Taiwan

If she could do all this while making me breakfast and doing the dishes, she’d be a real catch:

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