“Great tits cope well with warming”

I Love Great Tits, even when they’re fowl. heh.

Finally, a man-chicken to do my evil bidding

Meet the subservient chicken.

This is definitely not a new one (I think its from 2004), so its back when viral marketing was just starting to take off. Its a website for Burger King (but you barely can tell, just some ghosted logos) promoting their chicken sandwiches.
I actually learned about this from my professor who [...]

I have seen the light, and its $10 for an autograph, $20 for a picture with it

Dated May 2nd, 2008 -
I, TheLordThyGod, shook hands with Lou Ferrigno and William Forsythe. I laid my eyes upon Ernest Borgnine, Katey Sagal (total hottie in person), Brigitte Nielsen (tits are even bigger in person), Barry Bostwick (no one else seemed to care either), Jason Mewes (drugs are good), Mickey Dolenz (drugs are [...]

This is NOT a cry for help


Think Old Bilbo ever did this?

Thanks J

Although 81% of Americans think we’re on the wrong track, this proves them all wrong

So, I was looking at public U.S. Federal actions because I am bored, and want to see how much a used cop Interceptor costs if you buy it straight from the government.  Instead I found this lovely charm:
JAIL CELL: $20
JAIL CELL (1 EACH),SIZE:6 FFET X 8 FEET, (CONDITION USED,REPAIRS MAY BE NEEDED) USED (1481058004GLCA6) [...]

You see somethin’ broke about this?

gotta get me a Monkey Drummer!

If there’s anything better than Breasts in Slow Motion, I don’t want to know about it.

Breastless, but still cool:

Maybe the FCC isn’t that bad

more from The Onion News Network

Mike Y. - Porno Fiend


Read between the lines

Thanks N

In Quecha culture, the gnome is harbinger of death

Apparently, some midget in Argentina is dressing up in a gnome cap, walking around sideways, and scaring people so bad that they end up in the hospital [with video].
Real or fake, hearing about this almost makes life worth it.

I’ve been away, but…

…in a few days

PSA - Don’t teabag

With McLovin

The Sex Has Made Me Stupid

Robots In Disguise “The Sex Has Made Me Stupid“

interview with RID: p1 p2 p3