Nobodys ever gonna beat this one

From Make.

Round 1, Fight!

What’s Spock’s secret weapon?

Not a spice blow.

Apparently the audio for this video was taken from anime tentacle porn

“This come from a Japanese game called Mushihimesama, you’ve probly played similar games in america, but this version seems to be just plain…unfair”

Hold on a sec while i shove this robot spider up your ass, mmk?

“There are no intrusive cables” – just an intrusive robot walking around in your ass.
At BBCNews.

My dog told me this was funny

See you can have guns *and* butter

Alternate title:
Its like a super soaker except you smell like shitty yogurt when its all over
European Farmers Protest Fall in Milk Prices at NYTimes.

Space Hockey Bear Destroys the Universe

That was the exact title used on CollegeHumor.   I feel lazy ripping it off, but it’s too good to pass up.
Better to start it at 0:30.

Canabalt

jump:

my best: 5878

Dillon & Dutch Forever

The handshake heard round the world:
Tribute, Chariots, Destruction, Stupid, ok that’s enough

Alf vs. The German Giant

Alf (on Hulu!):

I never noticed that Zack Morris blonde hair flip hes got going on.
The German Giant Rabbit:

My what big… rabbit you have.

It just eats wind, ok?

Quest for the Crown

Easily one of the most intense games I’ve ever played, ‘Quest for the Crown‘ sets a new standard for RPG/action-adventure games.  The controls are flawless, the graphics are stunning, and the storyline manages to mix dark Tolkien-esque fantasy with a touch of Sci-fi.  I should also mention the sophisticated humor found throughout this game.  [...]

Its a real game