Best Mame Shooters

5. Guwange

The fifth of the list is by the best maniac shooter developer around - Cave, who you will see again in this list. The mechanics of this game are really weird - you get normal shots, but you can also attack enemies with a very powerful ghost… thing. The ghost is invincible, [...]

Please, watch the nads!

Turns out this is a viral made by Levi’s to promote their button fly jeans.  I had seen the clip before, but Wired gives all the background on the video.

Archambault insists no special trickery was used during shooting. Each performer wore silk boxers and used heavily starched jeans to help complete the trick.
The article also [...]

I have a Magic Pen too, but mine only writes in the snow

Use your Magic Pen to move your less-than-magic ball

i can’t seem to beat lvl 6, but i can draw a penis.
Mission accomplished.

Something so beautiful, it destroyed my world

So I heard about video game orchestra music, but I didn’t know that there was an orchestra that does it regularly. Its called Video Games Live.
Mike - they’re gonna be on LI Sep 20, and in NJ Dec 27. We must go.

Streets of fire vs Streets on fire

Willem Dafoe?

Ok, maybe the second is better…

Now thats rad. Tell me that Grim Reaper deck isn’t the illest.
If we could only have had Willem Dafoe on a skateboard, that would have been the ultimate.

Not a sunflower, its silicon oxide nanowires

Silicon oxide nanowires have an amusing habit of arranging themselves into impressive patterns. When S.K. Hark, a professor at the Chinese University of Hong Kong, looked at some of them under a scanning electron microscope, he saw flowers. Unlike plants, their fertilizers were gallium and gold catalysts — which allowed them to grow to several [...]

That explains where 1 billion came from.

Believe it or not, he’s actually standing still. It’s the world that moves around him.

Wikipedia entries you won’t find in Britannica

Dirty Sanchez (along with other sex slang)
Bond Girls
Iddqd cheat code
Rick Roll
Glamdring (Foe-Hammer)
Sparks, the malt-liquor energy drink

German Hip Hop (with a section on German-Turkish Hip Hop)
Shredder
John Cena’s album You Can’t See Me
Mao the card Game

Who says Wikipedia is not an academic resource?
Update: Naturally, Wikipedia already beat me to this.  They even make the Britannica joke too [...]

Catshit, the new crack?

Urge to kill… rising.
Thanks N.

Down boy

The Adventures of Mark Twain

I probably couldn’t even do this with my hands.

Yo for real?

Da MS Paint Code

Stealth, Honor and Ticker-Tape

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