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Ugly Face Invisible Rope
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I’d rather hang out with the spider.
Disclaimer – No I do not like the Misfits. What the hell were you thinking?
Misfits logo Vs. Spiny-backed orb-weaver:
From Wired’s Arachnid Hall of Fame (check out the cutest spider. I could just pinch its cheeks).
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Thats called the rolling camel grip
From the infamous failblog.
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Close enough to see her dead eyes
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Quest for the Crown
Easily one of the most intense games I’ve ever played, ‘Quest for the Crown‘ sets a new standard for RPG/action-adventure games. The controls are flawless, the graphics are stunning, and the storyline manages to mix dark Tolkien-esque fantasy with a touch of Sci-fi. I should also mention the sophisticated humor found throughout this game. [...]
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Peter, you’ve lost the news!
Before ‘The Onion News Network’, before ‘The Daily Show’, there was -
The Day Today (ft. Chris Morris & Patrick Marber):
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Batman, the dark knight vs. Batman, Turkey
Batman, the dark knight:
From Wikipedia:
In the original version of the story and the vast majority of subsequent retellings, Batman’s secret identity is Bruce Wayne, a billionaire playboy, industrialist, and philanthropist. Having witnessed the murder of his parents as a child, Bruce trains himself both physically and intellectually and dons a bat-themed costume in order to [...]
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17 Things Most Men Do In Secret (This is all bullshit)
From an article over at Manolith, do I agree?
Enjoy a Good Chick Flick: No, never never never. Only watch these in exchange for some type of favor. Even then, bring Homer’s sleeping glasses:
Cry at a Movie: No, hasn’t happened snce Bambi (that movie is fucked up).
Primping, Preening and Grooming: Are you kidding? I haven’t even [...]
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Duncan’s Fucked
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Asshole? Yes.
Thanks E
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I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite
The Saga of Bloodninja:
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This is not real
From Wired.
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How about a nation with benefits?
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As long as he keeps it on, this guy is my hero
Australian fitness instructor gets addicted to junk food, over at Sky news.
Dude almost doubled his weight. Nice.
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