SFW Porn

Ugly Face Invisible Rope

I’d rather hang out with the spider.

Disclaimer – No I do not like the Misfits.  What the hell were you thinking?
Misfits logo Vs. Spiny-backed orb-weaver:

From Wired’s Arachnid Hall of Fame (check out the cutest spider.  I could just pinch its cheeks).

Thats called the rolling camel grip

From the infamous failblog.

Close enough to see her dead eyes

Quest for the Crown

Easily one of the most intense games I’ve ever played, ‘Quest for the Crown‘ sets a new standard for RPG/action-adventure games.  The controls are flawless, the graphics are stunning, and the storyline manages to mix dark Tolkien-esque fantasy with a touch of Sci-fi.  I should also mention the sophisticated humor found throughout this game.  [...]

Peter, you’ve lost the news!

Before ‘The Onion News Network’, before ‘The Daily Show’, there was -
The Day Today (ft. Chris Morris & Patrick Marber):

Batman, the dark knight vs. Batman, Turkey

Batman, the dark knight:
From Wikipedia:

In the original version of the story and the vast majority of subsequent retellings, Batman’s secret identity is Bruce Wayne, a billionaire playboy, industrialist, and philanthropist. Having witnessed the murder of his parents as a child, Bruce trains himself both physically and intellectually and dons a bat-themed costume in order to [...]

17 Things Most Men Do In Secret (This is all bullshit)

From an article over at Manolith, do I agree?

Enjoy a Good Chick Flick: No, never never never.  Only watch these in exchange for some type of favor.  Even then, bring Homer’s sleeping glasses:
Cry at a Movie: No, hasn’t happened snce Bambi (that movie is fucked up).
Primping, Preening and Grooming: Are you kidding?  I haven’t even [...]

Duncan’s Fucked

Asshole? Yes.

Thanks E

I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite

The Saga of Bloodninja:

This is not real

From Wired.

How about a nation with benefits?

As long as he keeps it on, this guy is my hero

Australian fitness instructor gets addicted to junk food, over at Sky news.
Dude almost doubled his weight.  Nice.