My dick size of a pumpkin, your dick look like Mackauley Culkin

Really?

More Jewish Rappers

My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen,
Your dick went straight to DVD.
My dick bigger than a bridge,
Your dick look like a little kids.
My dick large like the chargers (the whole team),
Your shit look like you’re fourteen.
My dick locked [...]

Mike, I found the perfect job for you

Get paid to stay in bed for three months straight.
Need a break from the working, walking, and standing required by the demanding and stressful life you lead?
Well, pack your bags for Houston because NASA wants to pay you $17,000 to stay in bed for 90 straight days.
But you will need to pass Air Force exam [...]

Not Without My Daughters

from derrickcomedy

Of course I love you…

here’s LL’s version

Are you a dumbass for allowing yourself to be hooked up to a Lie Detector? Please answer ‘yes’ or ‘no’.


Think Old Bilbo ever did this?

Thanks J

My spider sense is tingling

Or maybe its my rash - whats the difference?

Whoops
I think I’ve dumped turds that did better acrobatics in the toilet bowl.

Real?

He’s a funny guy

Shouldn’t they be called WinSTONE?


The Adventures of Mark Twain


That’s it you mindless bastards, drink the “Kool-Aid”…catch that comet.

fucking sheep

we be lovin’ it


Sasquatch touched me in my special place

Does he have a gentle touch?

I’ve had a few that have claimed abuse, but never by a mythical creature
- Detective
I do find some solace in the fact that there will be many attempts on this pedo’s life in prison.
from Digg

Fuck You series: Assud the Militant Rabbit

The guy in the rabbit suit threatens to eat all the Jews at the end of the clip - I thought rabbits are herbivores?

FUCK YOU!
From Haaretz

Fuck you series: Mel Gibson

“[You said] ‘Fucking Jews…  Are you a Jew… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.’  Are those anti-semtic words?”
“No, I don’t think so. No, I don’t think so.”
FUCK YOU.