**thaat** close dude

Good morning

‘Superman IV: The Quest for Alan Smithee’

This deleted scene from an earlier script shows us how lucky we were to have Nuclear Man as our antagonist: wtf is a dubalow?

And where are my flying cars? Back to the Future led me to believe we would have flying cars by now!

This is what I’m talking about

I do a similar dance, but that just means I have to pee

I wonder if Japanese nightmares are like American movies

so good, you can’t berieve

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard, Who present, past, and future, sees; Whose ears have heard The Holy Word That walk’d among the ancient trees; Calling the lapsed soul, And weeping in the evening dew; That might control The starry pole, And fallen, fallen light renew! ‘O Earth, O Earth, return! Arise from out the [...]

Break-dance, Break, Break, Breeeeeeak!

NB: This was filmed inside my colon

The best video I never fapped to

My morning shit takes longer

An honorable way to die.

If I didn’t know Jews were all liars I’d probably believe him

 

Made getting hair out of the drain much easier

Worth the attention

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