I never knew angels could fly so high


We Stopped Dreaming

I’m not saying a thing


Smooth

Oh everyone look at me I’m so cool I’m in space.

Oh, that is so cool.

24 miles to go

**thaat** close dude

Good morning

‘Superman IV: The Quest for Alan Smithee’

This deleted scene from an earlier script shows us how lucky we were to have Nuclear Man as our antagonist:


wtf is a dubalow?

And where are my flying cars? Back to the Future led me to believe we would have flying cars by now!

This is what I’m talking about

I do a similar dance, but that just means I have to pee

I wonder if Japanese nightmares are like American movies

so good, you can’t berieve

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard,
Who present, past, and future, sees;
Whose ears have heard
The Holy Word
That walk’d among the ancient trees;

Calling the lapsed soul,
And weeping in the evening dew;
That might control
The starry pole,
And fallen, fallen light renew!

‘O Earth, O Earth, return!
Arise from out the dewy grass!
Night is worn,
And the morn
Rises from the slumbrous mass.

Turn away no more;
Why wilt thou turn away?
The starry floor,
The watery shore,
Is given thee till the break of day.

- William Blake

Break-dance, Break, Break, Breeeeeeak!

NB: This was filmed inside my colon

The best video I never fapped to

My morning shit takes longer

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