I sense a very small disturbance in the force…

Is it weird that I want this more than a full size machine? here’s this

So… youre telling me I get to be a giant robot dinosaur?

[skip to 1:40]  

She says no. He says move. She says no. BITCH MOVE!!! she moves, and then, he looks at the cabinet.

INSTRUCTIONS: Click on R. Kelly’s face whenever he says “Oh shit!” Maybe some other stuff too. If you lose, reload to try again. PLAY.

At least Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t in this one

Real Prince of Persia!

Nicolas Cage in “Nicolas Cage: The Nicolas Cage Story”

The authorized biography in which our generation’s greatest actor descends into unmitigated madness…and thinks he’s a vampire:

Spatula? Check.

Yeah, play as the boss from Double-Dragon.

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard, Who present, past, and future, sees; Whose ears have heard The Holy Word That walk’d among the ancient trees; Calling the lapsed soul, And weeping in the evening dew; That might control The starry pole, And fallen, fallen light renew! ‘O Earth, O Earth, return! Arise from out the [...]

I see your star you left it burning for me

Congrats on pushing half-a-million copies

This is pretty awesome

I recommend skipping to 5:30, that’s when it gets good: bwahaha

It has happened

What have I done now?

These games are getting so realistic:

What the Ruck

Highly deadly

Its free and its fucking good.

Stealth Bastard: Tactical Espionage Arsehole.   Portal X Splinter Cell

Made getting hair out of the drain much easier