Merry Shitmas

Is that Joe Paterno as Spiderman?

Happy birthday asshole:

I have a hard time believing that any man who Tajazzles also chooses to be with a woman

Best part @ 1:13


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This would be great with saffron, black truffle and just a few shavings of Heston Blumenthal


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I am so tired of people ripping off my dance moves

go to work

I got out of bed for nothing

In 100% honesty and seriousness, I’m going back to Blockbuster.

For those of you not following, read the first (real) letter.  I thought it was a phishing scam when it showed up in my mailbox, the first and only thing you see in the preview in gmail is “I messed up, I owe you an explanation.”  I can’t believe I’m such a sucker by not just stealing all this bullshit.  Fuck.

Strike a pose

Start with the original or go straight for the gold:

Inevitable

Pretending not to want that

Anthem.

I dare you not to murder your loved ones after watching this

This is so bad that it qualifies as a snuff film:

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I’d rather see this bit turned into a 2 hour movie than watch the new Spiderman remake

I’ll never think of Daniel Craig the same way again:

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Seriously?

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For the sake of the children, if you see someone in a spider-man outfit, just kill him.

Can’t Megan’s Law prevent this bullshit?

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I think we all suspected as much

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