WastingTimeWithConanO’Brien

Tell that bitch to tip:


inspirational

Shit, I’d sell my soul for a special on rice too

“I was designed to eat shit. Please kill me.”

This would be great with saffron, black truffle and just a few shavings of Heston Blumenthal


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Anthem.

Making up for lost time

First I grab your attention with something cool…

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This just goes to show that regardless of one’s race, religion, or taste in clothing – the subway sucks hairy elephant balls.

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Preemptive Wiping

Cataracts be damned!

I am Hot Shit.

BLIZZARD!RATTLER!!BLIZZARD!!!RATTLER!!!!

I don’t think any of us were stupid enough to think Mel Gibson actually felt sorry

But if you were, how about the newest bit coming out of this Good Christian’s mouth?

Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her “raped by a pack of niggers,”

RadarOnline

How is this guy still fucking making movies?  I mean, Bird on a Wire changed my life, but this guy needs to burn.  I need to bring back the Fuck You Series for this asshole.

McDiarrhea

Proof you can find *anything* on youtube

That means someone had this old tape around and is like:

“This is so important I should really make sure the whole world can know about it”


That store fucking sucked so bad.

Hypnotic…and not entirely dissimilar from hardcore porno

no score, no weapons, no upgrades, no achievements, no point:

This is why I vomited

This is Why You’re Fat is a website filled with culinary abominations like Spam Wontons, Corn Dog Casserole, and The Widowmaker.  Another is Cheetos Coated in Strawberry Yogurt Glaze, which is just stupid.

Below is a picture of the “Thanksgiving Leftovers Sandwich” which consists of leftover turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, corn, cranberry sauce, mac & cheese, spinach balls, puerto rican rice, brussel sprouts, pearl onions, bacon, White Castle hamburgers and ravioli in a foot long bun.  I have a lot of problems with this one.  First, White Castle? Really?  Don’t get me wrong, I love the Castle but it doesn’t need any help in giving you diarrhea, it does fine on its own.  Oh, and speaking of diarrhea – doesn’t this look like the kind of shit your shit would take if it had diarrhea?  I would ask Paul Cozzi, the man who submitted this, but I can only assume he’s dead now.  Let us observe a moment of silence but deadly in his memory.

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