Like a sausage but with cracks on the surface

I could’ve used this about 5 minutes ago.

It’s currently 3:30am -

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I am so tired of people ripping off my dance moves

go to work

Cosby is stoked

N fucking SFW

Vas te faire encule je suis vieux [Fuck you I'm old].

Don’t worry, I keep an extra in the back seat.

New from MethDonalds

It’s shit like this that ties my vas deferens into a tight little knot:

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I give ‘em 6 months

he should try Tarvuism

I think a sack and a bridge are in order

Mai Endahesdla

Dude I had the best shit ever today

diarrheaBot: i was thinking about putting it on the blog
diarrheaBot: let me tell you about it and then you can tell me what you think
TheLordThyGod : ok go
diarrheaBot: ok so im very careful to eat lots of prunes
diarrheaBot: i eat like 4 or 5 a day
diarrheaBot: so i can stay regular and loose
diarrheaBot: got it?
TheLordThyGod : uh…yeah
diarrheaBot: ok
diarrheaBot: anyway

diarrheaBot: today it didnt work so much
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So that’s how you become a scientist

I don’t think any of us were stupid enough to think Mel Gibson actually felt sorry

But if you were, how about the newest bit coming out of this Good Christian’s mouth?

Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her “raped by a pack of niggers,”

RadarOnline

How is this guy still fucking making movies?  I mean, Bird on a Wire changed my life, but this guy needs to burn.  I need to bring back the Fuck You Series for this asshole.

Rudy will await your foundation

13 seconds later,

he went out back to his 1983 Nissan Stanza, took a gun out of the glove compartment, and ended it all.

From Digg.

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