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All this time I hated techno, but it took this random internet video to make me realize it.
Anyone recognize the asshole on the couch?
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So Orbital put out another album
I was stupid enough to think maybe, just maybe, this one would be ok. I read some good reviews.
Turns out its grumpy cat X the altogether. Fuck you guys forever:
Happy New Year
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…
…ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Is it weird that this video left me semi-erect?
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WastingTimeWithConanO’Brien
Tell that bitch to tip:
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She says no. He says move. She says no. BITCH MOVE!!! she moves, and then, he looks at the cabinet.

INSTRUCTIONS: Click on R. Kelly’s face whenever he says “Oh shit!” Maybe some other stuff too. If you lose, reload to try again.
PLAY.
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Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones
What the fuck?
It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours.
Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the pot and controlling the fire to keep the eggs from being overheated and overcooked.
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Shit, I’d sell my soul for a special on rice too
I could’ve used this about 5 minutes ago.
Scheduled post bitches!
I’m still in England, but I’ll watch this if I get homesick:
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So funny they have to be fake
“I was designed to eat shit. Please kill me.”
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ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL
Who scares your mom more?
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