Bitch Be Crazy

Ugly Face Invisible Rope

I’d rather hang out with the spider.

Disclaimer – No I do not like the Misfits.  What the hell were you thinking?
Misfits logo Vs. Spiny-backed orb-weaver:

From Wired’s Arachnid Hall of Fame (check out the cutest spider.  I could just pinch its cheeks).

I love this fat bastard

I don’t know what it means, but it just blew my mind:

This is actually real:

Apparently the audio for this video was taken from anime tentacle porn

“This come from a Japanese game called Mushihimesama, you’ve probly played similar games in america, but this version seems to be just plain…unfair”

Wife abuses husband’s hand with her cheek

i find this one upsetting

You know geek chic? This isn’t that.

“We are now optimized for ass-kicking.”  Great.
Compared to these guys im like Bruce Willis.

I think you mean “Professor” Sub-Zero

Oscar scene (0:16) -

Clowns are for kids.

from “The Principal’s Office” on TruTV:

Batman, the dark knight vs. Batman, Turkey

Batman, the dark knight:
From Wikipedia:

In the original version of the story and the vast majority of subsequent retellings, Batman’s secret identity is Bruce Wayne, a billionaire playboy, industrialist, and philanthropist. Having witnessed the murder of his parents as a child, Bruce trains himself both physically and intellectually and dons a bat-themed costume in order to [...]

Bing!

Really seems like it should be illegal

PictureIsUnrelated.com

You can also get Mike’s, but that requires a full crate delivery

This is about a day old, it a few ants on it, but thats ok…

The actual website?  DogDoo.com.
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OMG this song is the gr-8st

A brilliant quote on the youtube page from WWFWCWECWOldSkoolFan:
they should use this song to train super soldiers. this stupid crap is enough to convince anyone that killing isnt such a bad idea.
From Orangenial.

17 Things Most Men Do In Secret (This is all bullshit)

From an article over at Manolith, do I agree?

Enjoy a Good Chick Flick: No, never never never.  Only watch these in exchange for some type of favor.  Even then, bring Homer’s sleeping glasses:
Cry at a Movie: No, hasn’t happened snce Bambi (that movie is fucked up).
Primping, Preening and Grooming: Are you kidding?  I haven’t even [...]