‘Superman IV: The Quest for Alan Smithee’

Posted on April 18, 2012 by TheLordThyGod

This deleted scene from an earlier script shows us how lucky we were to have Nuclear Man as our antagonist: wtf is a dubalow?

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She says no. He says move. She says no. BITCH MOVE!!! she moves, and then, he looks at the cabinet.

Posted on April 9, 2012 by diarrheaBot

INSTRUCTIONS: Click on R. Kelly’s face whenever he says “Oh shit!” Maybe some other stuff too. If you lose, reload to try again. PLAY.

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Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones

Posted on March 31, 2012 by diarrheaBot

What the fuck?  It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours. Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the [...]

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Shit, I’d sell my soul for a special on rice too

Posted on March 21, 2012 by diarrheaBot

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I could’ve used this about 5 minutes ago.

Posted on March 19, 2012 by TheLordThyGod

It’s currently 3:30am -

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Scheduled post bitches!

Posted on February 19, 2012 by TheLordThyGod

I’m still in England, but I’ll watch this if I get homesick: news for you

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So funny they have to be fake

Posted on February 5, 2012 by TheLordThyGod

boom

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“I was designed to eat shit. Please kill me.”

Posted on January 31, 2012 by TheLordThyGod

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ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL

Posted on January 4, 2012 by diarrheaBot

Who scares your mom more?

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Merry Shitmas

Posted on December 17, 2011 by TheLordThyGod

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Is that Joe Paterno as Spiderman?

Posted on November 15, 2011 by TheLordThyGod

Happy birthday asshole:

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I have a hard time believing that any man who Tajazzles also chooses to be with a woman

Posted on November 10, 2011 by TheLordThyGod

Best part @ 1:13

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This would be great with saffron, black truffle and just a few shavings of Heston Blumenthal

Posted on November 9, 2011 by TheLordThyGod

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I am so tired of people ripping off my dance moves

Posted on October 21, 2011 by TheLordThyGod

go to work

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I got out of bed for nothing

Posted on September 29, 2011 by TheLordThyGod

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