My dick size of a pumpkin, your dick look like Mackauley Culkin

Really?

More Jewish Rappers

My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen,
Your dick went straight to DVD.
My dick bigger than a bridge,
Your dick look like a little kids.
My dick large like the chargers (the whole team),
Your shit look like you’re fourteen.
My dick locked [...]

This is 32 kinds of wrong


Finally, a man-chicken to do my evil bidding

Meet the subservient chicken.

This is definitely not a new one (I think its from 2004), so its back when viral marketing was just starting to take off. Its a website for Burger King (but you barely can tell, just some ghosted logos) promoting their chicken sandwiches.
I actually learned about this from my professor who [...]

Burka vs Ninja?

I’m so confused. Which is scarier?

I’d probably be going to hell for this one if God wasn’t on my side. Its a good thing he(she?) clearly is.

Ive heard of viral marketing, but not insectoid marketing

I have a Zoo York poster and T-shirt, that makes me cool, right?

No, just a poser.  Whos too old.

Are you a dumbass for allowing yourself to be hooked up to a Lie Detector? Please answer ‘yes’ or ‘no’.


Um…eww.


Think Old Bilbo ever did this?

Thanks J

That explains where 1 billion came from.


Chuck Norris’ beard takes a vacation


The Adventures of Mark Twain


That’s it you mindless bastards, drink the “Kool-Aid”…catch that comet.

fucking sheep

Although 81% of Americans think we’re on the wrong track, this proves them all wrong

So, I was looking at public U.S. Federal actions because I am bored, and want to see how much a used cop Interceptor costs if you buy it straight from the government.  Instead I found this lovely charm:
JAIL CELL: $20
JAIL CELL (1 EACH),SIZE:6 FFET X 8 FEET, (CONDITION USED,REPAIRS MAY BE NEEDED) USED (1481058004GLCA6) [...]

Not exactly “Mother of the Year”


I’ve got a Kinder surprise for that Humpty Fuck!

…all the king’s horses and all the king’s men said a prayer and sent Humpty to Hell.