People were confused.

And now everyone will die unless they get someone else to watch a baseball game at this stadium within 3 days

If I’m confusing 2 movies, I’ll never hear the end of it from Mike.

I don’t see how this couldn’t work

And in case its opposite day:

No matter what happened to you today

you can listen to this and still feel better about yourself.

Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones

What the fuck?  It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours. Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the [...]

Our hearts combine and the miracle fusion body is Awakened

I’m thinking of a word that starts with ‘D’ and it isn’t ‘delicious’

[Hint] – it ends in ‘iarrhea’:

Breathing through your mouth doesn’t help.

Theres like a thousand of these.  They are real and old.

Bert’s deepest erotic fantasies realized

Now you too can have your own pigeon dating simulator.

“I was designed to eat shit. Please kill me.”

I wonder if Japanese nightmares are like American movies

so good, you can’t berieve

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard, Who present, past, and future, sees; Whose ears have heard The Holy Word That walk’d among the ancient trees; Calling the lapsed soul, And weeping in the evening dew; That might control The starry pole, And fallen, fallen light renew! ‘O Earth, O Earth, return! Arise from out the [...]

Little Yoshi gets his hands on the latest Wii peripheral

Yes. I’m sorry. They cancelled Frasier.

Its comforting to know that Africans pretend to be black too.