Not like I didn’t know this from living in the Midwest for half a decade

Where, when people heard me talk, they would often respond with “who?” when they meant “what?” Not Only did they know I was from NY, they also had no fucking idea what I was saying.
Of course, if I was that website, I would just say everyone was from the NY/NJ region. There’s [...]

Is there any alternative sport the Japanese can’t master?


Ponga al bebé malo en la basura

Jelly Truck
Racquetball Rabbi

It took Japanese technology to figure out how to break matzah evenly

Happy Passover Everyone!
Thanks Sweet Lady!

I probably couldn’t even do this with my hands.

Yo for real?

This is exactly how I remember it…


Stimmhorn’s Triohatala

Loin’ deo - Ah!
Wobbendidend’ loin’ deo.
Hmmmm, däää! - Hmmmm, däää!

believe it or not, here are the lyrics (Burrlibabedibababedibabum)

here’s a live vid of Stimmhorn singing god-knows-what

This doesn’t work with Mike’s

I wish I could find this with subtitles.  Damn.

Hey baby, wake up from your asleep

Thinking of travelling to Molvania any time soon? Check out the travel guide.
Molvanian is a difficult language to speak, let alone master. There are four genders: male, female, neutral, and the collective noun for cheeses, which occupies a nominative sub-section of its very own.
Thanks Eyal

I’ve been away, but…

…in a few days

Live on TV homicide = Japanese entertainment

Putting a guy in a plastic bag, sealing it, and then using a shop-vac to suck all the air out = great success?
If there was a god, he would have put an end to this yesterday.

??Vagina punch??

I don’t really get this. Who is it supposed to appeal to? I mean only dudes play video games, and what type of dude wants to play a video game of chicks karate chopping each other in “the area”? I don’t like watching dudes hit each other in the nads, and [...]

Kah Ra Shin: Happy Life Good Time

Kah Ra Shin (also known as “yelling” or “violence”), is the art of gaining inner peace through outward destruction.
Most of us, at one time or another, have experienced anger in its primal form.
Perhaps you were insulted or attacked - or like me, you’ve just gazed upon Matthew McConaughey, who is a living juxtaposition to all [...]

[insert Guitar Hero joke here]

Who Cares!?! I can fart Hava Nagilah.

how ’bout some Super Mario, Zelda, Tetris
The Girl From Impanema

Performed by Zack Kim

Bobby Lee’s Sack is Black

The Blind Kung-Fu Master

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Memoirs of a Geisha