‘Superman IV: The Quest for Alan Smithee’

This deleted scene from an earlier script shows us how lucky we were to have Nuclear Man as our antagonist: wtf is a dubalow?

Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones

What the fuck?  It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours. Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the [...]

I’m thinking of a word that starts with ‘D’ and it isn’t ‘delicious’

[Hint] – it ends in ‘iarrhea’:

I could’ve used this about 5 minutes ago.

It’s currently 3:30am -

Breathing through your mouth doesn’t help.

Theres like a thousand of these.  They are real and old.

“I was designed to eat shit. Please kill me.”

If I don’t own a baby sloth by the end of this year, I’m killing everyone

Little Yoshi gets his hands on the latest Wii peripheral

Merry Shitmas

NB: This was filmed inside my colon

What have I done now?

These games are getting so realistic:

Meta-sausage ft. bitches & bacon

I dare you not to murder your loved ones after watching this

This is so bad that it qualifies as a snuff film:

Inspired by ‘The Human Centipede’

You can actually hear the audio dry-heaving: what can’t they do

Mike ate a burrito

Are you sure you wanna hop in there?

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