some whiney bitches VS three girls

I want to go to there

My bone may never come back

Not even Mike screams this bad when he gets his Brazilian.

Kurt Russell didn’t make the cut, but Jar-Jar did

From io9.

Fire in the Disco!

Not a spice blow.

Hold on a sec while i shove this robot spider up your ass, mmk?

“There are no intrusive cables” – just an intrusive robot walking around in your ass.
At BBCNews.

Mulher Melancia

That means “watermellon woman” in Portugese.

And what do you make of Brazil’s more anorexic-looking gals?
Well, 20 to 30 percent of people here get silicone implants. Some in their lips, some in their butts, but mostly in their chests.
Do you think you’ve had any role in changing how Brazilian women perceive themselves?
I think so—from what people [...]

Before you look, get a bucket

One of the many reasons I’m not into running.
11 more over at theChive.

Let me ruin this for you

So I think we all know that shrimp, prawns, crayfish, lobster, etc. all are classified as crustaceans.
Know what else is?  You probably think its an insect, but its not.
Pillbugs:

Who wants to go hit up red lobster now?

I might rather eat human

Disgusting:

Weird:

Really seems like it should be illegal

PictureIsUnrelated.com

You can also get Mike’s, but that requires a full crate delivery

This is about a day old, it a few ants on it, but thats ok…

The actual website?  DogDoo.com.
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OMG this song is the gr-8st

A brilliant quote on the youtube page from WWFWCWECWOldSkoolFan:
they should use this song to train super soldiers. this stupid crap is enough to convince anyone that killing isnt such a bad idea.
From Orangenial.

Finally, a rag-on-a-stick for my ass!