1. Being a party person
2. The costumes
3. The dancing – half  I’m faded, half  I barely give a fuck, half bitches come
4. Martian Viking with Vocoder
5. Sweet enormous glasses
6. Psychadelic Francis Drake
7. Spastic floor tremors
8. Flying elbow
9. Partying in a gym
10. Members only jackets
11. Is that Wanda Sykes?
12. Dope ass hats
13. Rockin no stoppin
14. B-boy smackdancing
15. Space Bedouin rock out
16. Tagging
17. (Presumably) Non-gay man-on-man B-boy teabagging (ok, I dont really care for this one – just the gay type with Mike)
18. Being a baby

Man I suck

Legend of Zelda feat. Mike Jones

Download:

Lots more weird mixes (like Clockwork) over there.

…The sun tan lotion I mean… Uh yeah…

Carrie Fisher and her stunt double tanning on the set.  Let me taste it (well, let me get in my time machine first, and then taste it).

fukung via Giz via blahblahblah

And just for Mike:

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I made the mistake of eating bacon while watching this:

Alternate title:

Its like a super soaker except you smell like shitty yogurt when its all over

Riot cow endorses intelligent anarchism for a post-globalist future

European Farmers Protest Fall in Milk Prices at NYTimes.

That means “watermellon woman” in Portugese.

And what do you make of Brazil’s more anorexic-looking gals?

Well, 20 to 30 percent of people here get silicone implants. Some in their lips, some in their butts, but mostly in their chests.

Do you think you’ve had any role in changing how Brazilian women perceive themselves?

I think so—from what people tell me. One day I had an interview with a woman who said that before me, women were always looking to put silicone in their breasts. Only 20 or 30 percent would look for silicone to be applied in their butt.

That’s not quite what I meant, but I see your point.

Nowadays 85 percent of women demand silicone for the butt and 65 percent for the breasts…

Yes, I see. Either delicious or diarrhea, depending on your taste.

If you don’t get the idea yet, tons of shaky-hand videos on Youtube.

Interview at Vice.

It must be awesome to be an Aztec god and come home after a hard day’s work to find the villagers have burned this virgin alive and she’s sitting there on your cloud all “Well, hello there.”

Dos and Donts over at Vice.