some whiney bitches VS three girls

The one and only – you can’t clone Link

Legend of Zelda feat. Mike Jones

Download:

Lots more weird mixes (like Clockwork) over there.

if this is a repost im sure you’ll get over it

Get the lotion

…The sun tan lotion I mean… Uh yeah…
Carrie Fisher and her stunt double tanning on the set.  Let me taste it (well, let me get in my time machine first, and then taste it).
fukung via Giz via blahblahblah

I want to harvest their organs for nitrates

I made the mistake of eating bacon while watching this:

See you can have guns *and* butter

Alternate title:
Its like a super soaker except you smell like shitty yogurt when its all over
European Farmers Protest Fall in Milk Prices at NYTimes.

Mulher Melancia

That means “watermellon woman” in Portugese.

And what do you make of Brazil’s more anorexic-looking gals?
Well, 20 to 30 percent of people here get silicone implants. Some in their lips, some in their butts, but mostly in their chests.
Do you think you’ve had any role in changing how Brazilian women perceive themselves?
I think so—from what people [...]

Tlaxcalteca likey, Tlaxcalteca likey alot

It must be awesome to be an Aztec god and come home after a hard day’s work to find the villagers have burned this virgin alive and she’s sitting there on your cloud all “Well, hello there.”
Dos and Donts over at Vice.

This plant eats rats

And its been named after David Attenborugh, the Nepenthes attenboroughii:

Seriously though, it looks like they just threw this rat in there and took a quick shot before it got out.
Here’s a video of Attenborugh with the plants suspected closest relative, the Nepenthes Rajah, which is smaller (the Nepenthes attenboroughii is up to four feet long, [...]

Sorry I’ve been Teh Sux0rs

I’m back.  Really.

And while I’m at it, can you believe this is from ‘77?

This one took me 15 minutes to get

what – I was distracted

Sexy Monday Motivational posters from Asylum.

Theres a Leia Menage in there too

The Comic-Con 2009 Cosplay Gallery — 600 Amazing Costumes.  Title says it all, over at MaximumPC.
Can you believe theres a guy going as the Savage Dragon?  You couldn’t pick a more boring 90s comic if you tried.
From Digg.

Didnt see that coming

Just when I was saying how stereotypical this video was…

See, Arsim have brains too.

Tough.

Lucas finally decides to go back to stop-motion

Since Satan still exists, this is false.  At least some dude took pictures of his Star Wars toys with a chipmunk.
Chris McVeigh by way of Asylum (which has a short interview).