“Original” is not a flavor.

You get it from the bathroom, then you put it in your mouth.
No.

Finally, a man-chicken to do my evil bidding

Meet the subservient chicken.

This is definitely not a new one (I think its from 2004), so its back when viral marketing was just starting to take off. Its a website for Burger King (but you barely can tell, just some ghosted logos) promoting their chicken sandwiches.
I actually learned about this from my professor who [...]

Dreams of a Drowning Cow

The Sea of Glomp:
A bat stole your egg. Your world is a maze. You’re purple.
Good Luck.

by Paul M. Kramm
check out Jayisgames for a full review

Fucking crazy

I know its boring for the first 1:30m, just stick with it.

I think I saw something like this go down in Harlem about a year ago?

Something so beautiful, it destroyed my world

So I heard about video game orchestra music, but I didn’t know that there was an orchestra that does it regularly. Its called Video Games Live.
Mike - they’re gonna be on LI Sep 20, and in NJ Dec 27. We must go.

Not a sunflower, its silicon oxide nanowires

Silicon oxide nanowires have an amusing habit of arranging themselves into impressive patterns. When S.K. Hark, a professor at the Chinese University of Hong Kong, looked at some of them under a scanning electron microscope, he saw flowers. Unlike plants, their fertilizers were gallium and gold catalysts — which allowed them to grow to several [...]

Circumcised MCs

Blood of Abraham

MC Paul Barman (this guy is a clown)

Subliminal

It took Japanese technology to figure out how to break matzah evenly

Happy Passover Everyone!
Thanks Sweet Lady!

Grandpa’s Last Poo


Soldier Girl vs. Soulja Boy vs. Kosha Boy

I think I like The Polyphonic Spree’s take.
Bonus!

Shouldn’t they be called WinSTONE?


.5% of Youtube videos (83 days worth) are RickRolls

Googling for “site:youtube.com/watch” gives 6,820,000 hits.
Googling for “site:youtube.com/watch rickroll OR “rick roll” OR “rick astley” OR “give you up”” gives 31,800 hits
31,800/6,820,000 = 0.0046
So, about .5% of youtube’s videos are rickrolls!  Thats about 1 in 200 for you kids that need to relearn your algebra.
Assuming each video is 4 minutes long (this is not exactly [...]

That’s it you mindless bastards, drink the “Kool-Aid”…catch that comet.

fucking sheep

we be lovin’ it


I’ve got a Kinder surprise for that Humpty Fuck!

…all the king’s horses and all the king’s men said a prayer and sent Humpty to Hell.