And now I’m pregnant.

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People were confused.

Can’t we just get more Twin Peaks?

Smash grab pinch nab

I love everything about this…

…except the music: this baby is cooler than I am

I can’t tell if this is a joke or a terrorist attack

Strictly for tough guys

I expect a gigantic cartoon foot to step on everything at any time

You never fail to satisfy

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