Finally, a man-chicken to do my evil bidding

Meet the subservient chicken.

This is definitely not a new one (I think its from 2004), so its back when viral marketing was just starting to take off. Its a website for Burger King (but you barely can tell, just some ghosted logos) promoting their chicken sandwiches.
I actually learned about this from my professor who [...]

I have seen the light, and its $10 for an autograph, $20 for a picture with it

Dated May 2nd, 2008 -
I, TheLordThyGod, shook hands with Lou Ferrigno and William Forsythe. I laid my eyes upon Ernest Borgnine, Katey Sagal (total hottie in person), Brigitte Nielsen (tits are even bigger in person), Barry Bostwick (no one else seemed to care either), Jason Mewes (drugs are good), Mickey Dolenz (drugs are [...]

The best motherfuckin singer arouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuund

Heavy metal parking lot:

I originally saw a bootleg copy of this about 5 years ago on VHS.  The clips they put up here are not even close to the best.
Its amazing, inspirational work.

Bjork - “Where Is The Line?”

I wouldn’t be surprised if Bruce McCulloch directed this video

I wonder if ninterns give good head


I just improvised this title


Burka vs Ninja?

I’m so confused. Which is scarier?

I’d probably be going to hell for this one if God wasn’t on my side. Its a good thing he(she?) clearly is.

Murs vs Bling Hippo

Clearly his cartridge blowing technique needs some work.

There’s no need to watch this


Soldier Girl vs. Soulja Boy vs. Kosha Boy

I think I like The Polyphonic Spree’s take.
Bonus!

My spider sense is tingling

Or maybe its my rash - whats the difference?

Whoops
I think I’ve dumped turds that did better acrobatics in the toilet bowl.

Real?

He’s a funny guy

This is exactly how I remember it…


Apparently, there is no tea time at college


This happened to me once when I was using Mike’s toilet

But I didn’t have the shark-repellent-bat-spray.

I should point out that there was some Tom’s of Maine “Ginger, Vanilla, and Brocoli Deodorizing Spray”, which worked just fine. It was purchased at Trader Joe’s.