When shall we make love?

Don’t bring it up!!!


Future Rhodes scholar

Maybe Bane was Just Trying to Keep his Goatee Tidy?



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“Mask?” what an asshole. We all know its cape and cowl


The Death and Return of Superman

I feel he should be fatter

Hes jizzing like a GAU-8

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If only this were real

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Manhattan, I’m totally over you

Excellent! Fictional cartoon millionaire Charles Montgomery Burns scored the most write-in votes for mayor of New York, collecting 25, according to Board of Elections data.

From msnbc.

Seems like alot of people are picking up on this sentiment – here’s a song by LCD Soundsystem covered by Kermit that puts it well:

As far as I’m concerned, Tel-Aviv eclipsed Manhattan as my favorite city in the world.

Here’s one of the many reasons why (NSFW).

if this is a repost im sure you’ll get over it

Da Doowee Da Da Da DweeDow

You know how there are so many things you thought were totally the shit when you were a kid, and then you check it out again like 15 years later and it turns out to totally suck?

Thats the worst because its totally disillusioning, but there are a rare few things that actually hold up to the test of time:

  1. Legos
  2. Megaman 2
  3. Boobs

So anyway, I added The Tick dvds to my Netflix queue recently.  I was really pretty worried cause I figured it’d be one more thing that ended up actually sucking.  Totally the opposite – the show still completely kicks ass, and I think I like it even more than before because I figured it naturally would suck.

So [like Ren and Stimpy and Exo Squad] you totally owe the show another look – a real 90s gem.

Less is more

Garfield Minus Garfield:




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