I share his views on breasts

Golden Balls

And now everyone will die unless they get someone else to watch a baseball game at this stadium within 3 days

If I’m confusing 2 movies, I’ll never hear the end of it from Mike.

‘Superman IV: The Quest for Alan Smithee’

This deleted scene from an earlier script shows us how lucky we were to have Nuclear Man as our antagonist: wtf is a dubalow?

What a stupid asshole, that’ll never hap…oh.

Superbaby vs The Dirty Diaper

This movie will not do well in The South

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.

…and now I’m happy too.

An abomination of nature, a black kid and Swamp Thing

Nicolas Cage in “Nicolas Cage: The Nicolas Cage Story”

The authorized biography in which our generation’s greatest actor descends into unmitigated madness…and thinks he’s a vampire:

Duuuuuude…

A clip from Georges Méliès‘ restored and colorized film ‘Le Voyage dans la Lune‘, with soundtrack by Air:

The Death and Return of Superman

FDR American Badass!

with Leland Palmer as Dougie Mac: file this under Chuck Norris

Spatula? Check.

Yeah, play as the boss from Double-Dragon.

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard, Who present, past, and future, sees; Whose ears have heard The Holy Word That walk’d among the ancient trees; Calling the lapsed soul, And weeping in the evening dew; That might control The starry pole, And fallen, fallen light renew! ‘O Earth, O Earth, return! Arise from out the [...]

I love the smell of overused cliches in the morning

thanks to :UV for the find

ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL

Who scares your mom more?

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