The Butlerian Jihad began at Initech?

Sorry, I just thought of this and had to… If you aren’t a Dune nerd this will make no sense.

I have seen the light, and its $10 for an autograph, $20 for a picture with it

Dated May 2nd, 2008 -
I, TheLordThyGod, shook hands with Lou Ferrigno and William Forsythe. I laid my eyes upon Ernest Borgnine, Katey Sagal (total hottie in person), Brigitte Nielsen (tits are even bigger in person), Barry Bostwick (no one else seemed to care either), Jason Mewes (drugs are good), Mickey Dolenz (drugs are [...]

Fucking crazy

I know its boring for the first 1:30m, just stick with it.

I think I saw something like this go down in Harlem about a year ago?

Burka vs Ninja?

I’m so confused. Which is scarier?

I’d probably be going to hell for this one if God wasn’t on my side. Its a good thing he(she?) clearly is.

Streets of fire vs Streets on fire

Willem Dafoe?

Ok, maybe the second is better…

Now thats rad. Tell me that Grim Reaper deck isn’t the illest.
If we could only have had Willem Dafoe on a skateboard, that would have been the ultimate.

Are you a dumbass for allowing yourself to be hooked up to a Lie Detector? Please answer ‘yes’ or ‘no’.


Shhh…The Baby’s Sleeping.


My spider sense is tingling

Or maybe its my rash - whats the difference?

Whoops
I think I’ve dumped turds that did better acrobatics in the toilet bowl.

A Wiki of Dicks

its called Dickipedia. Its about dicks (not dicks).
Here’s an excerpt from the page of an exceptional Dick:
‘David Blaine (born David Blaine White on April 4, 1973 in Brooklyn, New York City, USA) is an American illusionist, stunt performer and dick. His father was Spanish–Puerto Rican and his mother was Jewish, making him one of [...]

Shouldn’t they be called WinSTONE?


The Adventures of Mark Twain


I probably couldn’t even do this with my hands.

Yo for real?

That’s it you mindless bastards, drink the “Kool-Aid”…catch that comet.

fucking sheep

This happened to me once when I was using Mike’s toilet

But I didn’t have the shark-repellent-bat-spray.

I should point out that there was some Tom’s of Maine “Ginger, Vanilla, and Brocoli Deodorizing Spray”, which worked just fine. It was purchased at Trader Joe’s.

Fuck You series: Assud the Militant Rabbit

The guy in the rabbit suit threatens to eat all the Jews at the end of the clip - I thought rabbits are herbivores?

FUCK YOU!
From Haaretz