I only pay in Zenny

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nope

Its comforting to know that Africans pretend to be black too.

Seriously.

At first the song sounds like shit.  When you listen to the words it ends up like a Steven Segal flick.  Sucking down scotch like hes the bizarro Ron Burgundy.

He wants to dance on your soul

Warning: Puppet will buttfuck your dreams -

OH NAW STEAM VOIDING

Just bear with it.

Mike ate a burrito

Are you sure you wanna hop in there?

I think Sony’s technological innovations are reaching a plateau

Sony’s stupid piece of shit:

Better than the book.

Wait for it…wait for it…

Im making a Wii joke

Sega making a game you control with your pee.

Nani?

Use audio from vid1 to watch vid2:

vid1:

vid2:

Lays brick almost as fast as Mike lays pipe

[This isn't really interesting; I just felt like I wanted to make that joke]

So I bought Arkham Asylum.

Its really not that much fun.

For the same reason MGS is also garbage.

Nothing can stand toe to toe with this game (feel free to at 7:30):

Sorry.

Problems with Arkham?

• Batman looks like the guy from minecraft – who has a head that square?
• Combat is about as interesting as it is in Diablo – just keep randomly clicking the mouse and you’ll be fine
• Shitty camera
• Shitty story
• Non-redefinable keybindings
• Stealth system that doesn’t make sense – in Splinter Cell the whole game is the stealth system
• Gargoyles just happen to be everywhere?
• Encouraged to play entire game in “detective mode”

But to be fair:

• I paid $13 which is a crazy deal
• Joker is very well done
• Combat looks great (but not fun)
• Puzzles rarely cause urge to kill to rise

All hail Splinter Cell.

The Tyger

TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water’d heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee?

Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

- William Blake

O-faced ululations?

From the worst anime ever, The Fist of the Northstar:

The worst thing about this fucking movie was I borrowed a bootlegged copy from a friend back in the day, and lost it, so I had to throw down like 25 bucks to buy a new copy to replace it (and later found the bootleg).  Think of all the things I could have done with that cash.

I couldve bought Mike another colonic…

Thanks BC