I find this easier to enjoy when I don’t know what they’re saying

“Chapter 2 of the Soviet version of Winnie the Pooh (1971), now with English subtitles by Artem, Lesha & Co.
The Soviet Vinni may be drawn more simply, but comes across as more real, more complex, and wiser than his Disney counterpart. This is truly a masterpiece of Soviet animation, and may change the way you [...]

Kurt Russell didn’t make the cut, but Jar-Jar did

From io9.

Holy Hell, this is fucking stupid

via Everything is Terrible

Never let a manatee have the map

So a manatee ended up in a river by a Linden, NEW JERSEY oil refinery.  A rescue was planned for earlier this week but was postponed due to bad weather.
Anyway, he just got airlifted out back to Florida today.
This is where they are supposed to live:

You know geek chic? This isn’t that.

“We are now optimized for ass-kicking.”  Great.
Compared to these guys im like Bruce Willis.

Batman, the dark knight vs. Batman, Turkey

Batman, the dark knight:
From Wikipedia:

In the original version of the story and the vast majority of subsequent retellings, Batman’s secret identity is Bruce Wayne, a billionaire playboy, industrialist, and philanthropist. Having witnessed the murder of his parents as a child, Bruce trains himself both physically and intellectually and dons a bat-themed costume in order to [...]

When you apply google maps’ directions to Mario

This is what happens when the forward searching algorithm A* is applied to a hacked version of Mario (that means artificial intelligence is controlling Mario).  A* is pretty similar to the algorithm google maps uses to efficiently find a quick path from Mike’s apartment to Taco Bell, and from Taco Bell [...]

17 Things Most Men Do In Secret (This is all bullshit)

From an article over at Manolith, do I agree?

Enjoy a Good Chick Flick: No, never never never.  Only watch these in exchange for some type of favor.  Even then, bring Homer’s sleeping glasses:
Cry at a Movie: No, hasn’t happened snce Bambi (that movie is fucked up).
Primping, Preening and Grooming: Are you kidding?  I haven’t even [...]

This actually may be the worst song

in recorded history.
Madonna – This Used to be My Playground.  You may remember it from the end credits of “A League of their Own”:

I particularly enjoy the highly melodramatic synth-violin.

I’ve been producing biofuel ever since I discovered fast food

“Community Genome Could Produce Biofuels” from Discovery News:

Its a witch! Burn it!

the propeller of this Russian helicopter is really rotating. A radio wave signal is coupling the shot time of the movie camera with the rotation of the rotor to synchronize them. This allows to visualize efforts and deformations on the blades.

Exactly.

I figured since I wasted 15 seconds of my life on this, everyone else should pay.

Algebra anyone?

Cool math puzzle I stumbled on on which I stumbled – I’ll post the answer after a guess or two has been made:
Jane is 21 years older than her son John.
In 6 years Jane will be 5 times as old as John.
Question: Where is John’s father?
(There is a mathematical solution)

Wouldn’t last a day in the open desert

Fashion inspired by David Lynch’s Dune.
I can’t decide if I prefer this or Derelict.
From io9.

Now 4x as modest