Ninja reign supreme

“Original” is not a flavor.

You get it from the bathroom, then you put it in your mouth.
No.

The Butlerian Jihad began at Initech?

Sorry, I just thought of this and had to… If you aren’t a Dune nerd this will make no sense.

I always wanted to do it with a strap-on

You’re in (HAHAHA, oh) control:

Get past the first minute of technical boringness for less than a minute of video which is only slightly less boring.

Not like I didn’t know this from living in the Midwest for half a decade

Where, when people heard me talk, they would often respond with “who?” when they meant “what?” Not Only did they know I was from NY, they also had no fucking idea what I was saying.
Of course, if I was that website, I would just say everyone was from the NY/NJ region. There’s [...]

I have a Magic Pen too, but mine only writes in the snow

Use your Magic Pen to move your less-than-magic ball

i can’t seem to beat lvl 6, but i can draw a penis.
Mission accomplished.

I just improvised this title

Streets of fire vs Streets on fire

Willem Dafoe?

Ok, maybe the second is better…

Now thats rad. Tell me that Grim Reaper deck isn’t the illest.
If we could only have had Willem Dafoe on a skateboard, that would have been the ultimate.

A methane blast from the past

Computers: Not just for Porn

This is NOT a cry for help

The Quest for the Rest

This is a Quest…for the Rest…of The Polyphonic Spree.
Its a “point n’ click adventure by Mateusz Skutnik, the creator of Submachine and Covert Front.
Click here for happy musical goodness.

Ignoramus - watch these.

Have you ever thought “I’m a buffoon - somebody please give me a free college-level lecture on Western Civilization”?

Well, since I did, I’m sure you have too.  Check out Lerner.org’s compilation of Eugen Weber’s The Western Tradition.  If you watch them straight through, its just 24 hours of video (reg/login free, but required).
Also very worth [...]

New dune movie in the works?

YES
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Why I want a scout

To go swimming with:

Hooning out:

(cracks me up when they intentionally run over that tree at 1:15)
Because I spend *alot* of time hunting, fishing, and working with bails of hay.
Because it makes other trucks feel inadequate.