I only pay in Zenny

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nope

I’ve been to England – this is dead accurate

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Rack City Yo

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard,
Who present, past, and future, sees;
Whose ears have heard
The Holy Word
That walk’d among the ancient trees;

Calling the lapsed soul,
And weeping in the evening dew;
That might control
The starry pole,
And fallen, fallen light renew!

‘O Earth, O Earth, return!
Arise from out the dewy grass!
Night is worn,
And the morn
Rises from the slumbrous mass.

‘Turn away no more;
Why wilt thou turn away?
The starry floor,
The watery shore,
Is given thee till the break of day.‘

- William Blake

Show us on the doll where the gorilla touched you

Basically, these two guys are in a national park in Uganda and encounter a flock gaggle herd school gang pride troupe band of gorillas:

Its comforting to know that Africans pretend to be black too.

I may not understand what they’re saying but I’m pretty sure that chick is menstruating

Lesson 2: Not allowing the door to strike your posterior upon exiting

No more, please. I beg of you.

I sense a disturbance in the force:

Seriously.

At first the song sounds like shit.  When you listen to the words it ends up like a Steven Segal flick.  Sucking down scotch like hes the bizarro Ron Burgundy.

He wants to dance on your soul

Warning: Puppet will buttfuck your dreams -

Apologies in advance for the geek-out

This is running on a machine that will be sold for $35 and is the size of a credit card.  They said they could make it the size of a keychain but then thered be no room for the plugs.  I think I’ll buy 10:

Are you interested in a free frontal lobotomy? Then watch this.

Shotgun (Red), Monkey (Tiger), Crack(ed)

I think I saw the puppets mouth move (WARNING: Not Funny) -

Dogs on Trampolines!

Oh shit, I meant ‘girls on trampolines’…fuck it.

OH NAW STEAM VOIDING

Just bear with it.