Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard, Who present, past, and future, sees; Whose ears have heard The Holy Word That walk’d among the ancient trees; Calling the lapsed soul, And weeping in the evening dew; That might control The starry pole, And fallen, fallen light renew! ‘O Earth, O Earth, return! Arise from out the [...]

Show us on the doll where the gorilla touched you

Basically, these two guys are in a national park in Uganda and encounter a flock gaggle herd school gang pride troupe band of gorillas:

Its comforting to know that Africans pretend to be black too.

I may not understand what they’re saying but I’m pretty sure that chick is menstruating

Lesson 2: Not allowing the door to strike your posterior upon exiting

No more, please. I beg of you.

I sense a disturbance in the force:

Seriously.

At first the song sounds like shit.  When you listen to the words it ends up like a Steven Segal flick.  Sucking down scotch like hes the bizarro Ron Burgundy.

He wants to dance on your soul

Warning: Puppet will buttfuck your dreams -

Apologies in advance for the geek-out

This is running on a machine that will be sold for $35 and is the size of a credit card.  They said they could make it the size of a keychain but then thered be no room for the plugs.  I think I’ll buy 10:

Are you interested in a free frontal lobotomy? Then watch this.

Shotgun (Red), Monkey (Tiger), Crack(ed)

I think I saw the puppets mouth move (WARNING: Not Funny) -

Dogs on Trampolines!

Oh shit, I meant ‘girls on trampolines’…fuck it.

OH NAW STEAM VOIDING

Just bear with it.

Great, now I can browse the internet as if it were just invented

What in the world could that be

THE rise of data visualisation in the digital age has revived interest in a style of chart called a Sankey diagram. These were initially made famous by Charles Joseph Minard’s statistical graphic of 1869, showing the dramatic decrease in number of Napoleon’s troops as his army advanced on Moscow and then retreated, with the size [...]

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