She says no. He says move. She says no. BITCH MOVE!!! she moves, and then, he looks at the cabinet.

INSTRUCTIONS: Click on R. Kelly’s face whenever he says “Oh shit!” Maybe some other stuff too. If you lose, reload to try again. PLAY.

I love everything about this…

…except the music: this baby is cooler than I am

I can’t tell if this is a joke or a terrorist attack

At least Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t in this one

Real Prince of Persia!

Because in The Netherlands, the only gun you can get is made from toilet paper and shoe polish

Scheduled post bitches!

I’m still in England, but I’ll watch this if I get homesick: news for you

Freaky Bitches

Mark my words, this evil sorceress will kill us all:

Strictly for tough guys

Better than the original

Yes. I’m sorry. They cancelled Frasier.

The best video I never fapped to

Wiggle your big toe

I dunno why, but I like this game better than the last one

Uploaded to YouTube by yours truly (I know it’s sad, but I’m proud of myself):

I may not understand what they’re saying but I’m pretty sure that chick is menstruating

I have a hard time believing that any man who Tajazzles also chooses to be with a woman

Best part @ 1:13

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