Stones.

Totally meant to do that.

This year I didn’t forget

24 miles to go

I just don’t know.

Conan O’Brien: proof that some gingers have souls

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that cheese ain’t right

I love everything about this…

…except the music:

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this baby is cooler than I am

FDR American Badass!

with Leland Palmer as Dougie Mac:

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Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard,
Who present, past, and future, sees;
Whose ears have heard
The Holy Word
That walk’d among the ancient trees;

Calling the lapsed soul,
And weeping in the evening dew;
That might control
The starry pole,
And fallen, fallen light renew!

‘O Earth, O Earth, return!
Arise from out the dewy grass!
Night is worn,
And the morn
Rises from the slumbrous mass.

‘Turn away no more;
Why wilt thou turn away?
The starry floor,
The watery shore,
Is given thee till the break of day.‘

- William Blake

The best video I never fapped to

If Narnia exists, this guy will find it

They don’t lie, tough guy

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Drunken Genius Finds Practical Use For Child

It turned me into a newt.

His balls are visible from space

Yup.