The more things change, the more they stay the same

Peanut Butter by The Marathons:

Cop Killer by Ice-T

SFW Porn

Before you look, get a bucket

One of the many reasons I’m not into running.
11 more over at theChive.

lights! camera! motivize!

LEROY SMITH.

In tenth grade, I beat out MJ for the last spot on our varsity basketball team, igniting a fire that inspired him to greatness. Since then I have motivized countless people with my inspirational DVD series and workshops. Now, with the launch of my revolutionary website, I’m finally able to motivate the world, including [...]

Let me ruin this for you

So I think we all know that shrimp, prawns, crayfish, lobster, etc. all are classified as crustaceans.
Know what else is?  You probably think its an insect, but its not.
Pillbugs:

Who wants to go hit up red lobster now?

Japanese girls scare way too easily

Sorry I’ve been Teh Sux0rs

I’m back.  Really.

And while I’m at it, can you believe this is from ‘77?

When me Mike and Steve hang out, we look exactly the same

Thats Wilt Chamberlain, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Andre the Giant on the set of Conan.

At theselvedgeyard, via digg.

Tough.

Its just an air pocket

The idea is funny at least.

I’m trying really hard not to end my life

after seeing this one.
Seriously, trying hard.
From Digg.

I guess this is weird now

What, too soon?

This can only lead to the extinction of the human race

or, a great deal of incest

Robot Monster:

The evil alien “Ro-Man” has destroyed all but eight humans on Earth with his death ray, the “Calcinator”. Survivors include a family of five, a scientist, and two unseen assistants to the scientist in a spacecraft bound for an orbiting space platform carrying a garrison of human soldiers. [...]

The fast and the furious: Transylvania drift

He must be beating the shit out of that horse.

From Jalopnik.

Well I guess its better than doing that to your ass

at least?

From DC50Tv.