You get it from the bathroom, then you put it in your mouth.
No.
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Or maybe its my rash - whats the difference?
Whoops
I think I’ve dumped turds that did better acrobatics in the toilet bowl.
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So, I was looking at public U.S. Federal actions because I am bored, and want to see how much a used cop Interceptor costs if you buy it straight from the government. Instead I found this lovely charm:
JAIL CELL: $20
JAIL CELL (1 EACH),SIZE:6 FFET X 8 FEET, (CONDITION USED,REPAIRS MAY BE NEEDED) USED (1481058004GLCA6) [...]
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Does he have a gentle touch?
I’ve had a few that have claimed abuse, but never by a mythical creature
- Detective
I do find some solace in the fact that there will be many attempts on this pedo’s life in prison.
from Digg
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The guy in the rabbit suit threatens to eat all the Jews at the end of the clip - I thought rabbits are herbivores?
FUCK YOU!
From Haaretz
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gotta get me a Monkey Drummer!
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The president was just talking to his “destroy all humans” base.
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Wired’s Top 5 Reasons It Sucks to Be An Engineering Student.
Best line?
Brilliant engineering students may earn surprisingly low grades while slackers in other departments score straight As for writing book reports and throwing together papers about their favorite zombie films.
Maybe I’m not brilliant, but I would say in general a humanities course is about [...]
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What the clip doesn’t show is what happens next when the inferno gets to the large holding tanks of Mike’s farts… The entire city is lost - they simply don’t have any footage of it because all cameras were destroyed.
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I wish I could find this with subtitles. Damn.
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Two-faced baby in Northern India
I’m not certain if this is real or not, but that hasn’t stopped the nightmares.
From LiveLeak.com
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Apparently, some midget in Argentina is dressing up in a gnome cap, walking around sideways, and scaring people so bad that they end up in the hospital [with video].
Real or fake, hearing about this almost makes life worth it.
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Gamespot’s video review of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.
It gets a 1/10. I’ve never seen anything this bad in my entire life - I’m pretty sure I could hack up a better quality game myself in a weekend. Seriously.
And from the written review:
Of course, the controls would only matter if you actually had to [...]
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