Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones

What the fuck? 

It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours.

Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the pot and controlling the fire to keep the eggs from being overheated and overcooked.

I take back every bad thing I ever said about Canadians

Bohemian RCMP:

This movie will not do well in The South

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.

Our hearts combine and the miracle fusion body is Awakened

I can’t stop listening to this, so now you too must listen

I’m thinking of a word that starts with ‘D’ and it isn’t ‘delicious’

[Hint] – it ends in ‘iarrhea’:

Portal is more popular than Jesus

…and now I’m happy too.

I can’t tell if this is a joke or a terrorist attack

Mr. Wizard made Khrushchev eat our asshole

Shit, I’d sell my soul for a special on rice too

Desert Power

You don’t really need to watch this

I could’ve used this about 5 minutes ago.

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We’re Doomed

This isn’t funny you guys. He’s obviously in need of some real help.