Spatula? Check.

Yeah, play as the boss from Double-Dragon.

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard,
Who present, past, and future, sees;
Whose ears have heard
The Holy Word
That walk’d among the ancient trees;

Calling the lapsed soul,
And weeping in the evening dew;
That might control
The starry pole,
And fallen, fallen light renew!

‘O Earth, O Earth, return!
Arise from out the dewy grass!
Night is worn,
And the morn
Rises from the slumbrous mass.

Turn away no more;
Why wilt thou turn away?
The starry floor,
The watery shore,
Is given thee till the break of day.

- William Blake

Apparently everyone in the 50′s was the same shade of white

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I honestly thought this was written by Ferris Bueller

Turns out this was made by real people…sort of:

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I love the smell of overused cliches in the morning

thanks to :UV for the find

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested

Court records show his previous name was Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, and he legally changed it to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop in October. He was arrested in another Madison park last April after police found a loaded handgun in his backpack.

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Non-puritanical cultures are nice because they dont have all these hangups and can just shake a booty

How great is that?  The only thing Americans know how to do is Martha Stewart or Real Sex 11.  Why not have both?

The soundtrack for Mike’s bathroom

Are those marshmallows?

Yes. It is real.  Its just disconcerting that the French came up with this before we did.

Get Crunk

I see your star you left it burning for me

Congrats on pushing half-a-million copies

ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL

Who scares your mom more?

Its not a tumor…

…it’s the bloody Mason:

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