Hey Kids! Do You Love “Lil’ Baby Makes-You-Kill”?…

…then you’ll love “Lil’ Baby Blood-in-Her-Stool”

This needy plague-bearer will infect your heart with joy and AIDS as it leaks puss from every orifice.

Bounce her on your knee and you’ll be sure to fall in love with your new bucket of death as her emaciated viscera rattles like a sack of chestnuts.

Just squeeze her distended anus to hear syphilitic rantings like, “My insides feel itchy” or “My goiter is moist”.

Lil’ Baby Blood-in-Her-Stool comes with discolored mucous, irritable bowel, and Hepatitis C.

by Mattel: Lactating disease since 1945

Fuck Yeah

First Class gets you a lapdance

Pass this on to your pops

Rest of episode in the links on the yt page.

The fanblades on my Scout aren’t made out of any pinko-plastic.  I got 2mm steel fanblades – could cut down a tree with it if I wanted.

This makes me retarted happy

Oh look, here’s the original for the die-hard fans

Even more Mr. Personality

The Eater of Joy has arrived

Cower before the Sorrow-Bringer:

The nightmare continues…

Happy Thanksgiving

Karate Keyboard in Outer Space

Koto – Jabdah

here’s the original 7 minute version

Hebbo! Be a better person!

Have you visited your local Chabbernaggle lately?

Shackleton Chairs: Rest in Peace

I think he spent some time at Juiliard

Chewy Justice

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What’s This?

WTMA is not barely legal

I might forget Mike’s birthday, but I remembered the most important day of the year.

Today is WT(w)MA’s 3rd birthday.  Here’s the post that started it all:

Now for some cake:

Seriously, people are into this?

If you want to get your own:

3 years and going temperate

Happy Anniversary WTMA!

This sort of culinary terrorism is the reason we went to war with them in the first place