Apparently its a Japanese report about a machine in China.
Remember people, avoiding cheap Chinese food is in your best health interests.
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Live crab, banana and sake is basically my typical shopping list so this would be very convenient… speaking of shiny-awesome prepackaged Asian things…
c’mon dude, i’ve only given crabs to like 3 people
Yeah but did you or did you not give them away happily and for free? Being one of those 3, I can personally say it was both.